A Very Merry Christmas Groaner
The Department of Transport decided that due to the Health & Safety Regulations Santa Claus must take a driving test before using his sleigh again.
Santa was very worried about this. If he failed his driving test no children would get their toys on Christmas Eve. So he gathered together his elves, wo cleaned his sleigh until it was all clean and sparkling.
Then he rounded up his reindeer, gave them a brush, polished their harness and made them promise to be on their best behaviour, When everything was as ready as could be and the reindeer attached to the sleigh, off they went for the test.
After what seemed like hours later Santa came flying through the sky, shouting...
wait for it...
"Look No-el plates".
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