Blue Bird of Happiness

...My ASS!
Bluebird of Happiness my ass
It's Friggin' Freezing.
There's snow all the way up my ass,
all the food's covered with 3 feet of this white shit.
and you want me to sing?
Anne Murrays's "Snowbird"?
Piss Off!

Next year I'm flyin' to Jamaica and smoking weed!!!

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Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, sports, relationship and crap jokes.

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