Quotes for Today:

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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