Friday 25th of May 2012
Cost of Cosmetic Surgery
I've started saving up for my wife's second boob job.
She looks bloody ridiculous with one massive boob.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you're just too ugly for plastic surgery. I suggest wearing a plastic bag over your head.
Patient: Um don't you mean a paper bag...?
Doctor: Maybe I didn't emphasize how ugly you are...
Man: I'm sure that woman has had a face lift.
Buddy: How can you tell?
Man: Every time she crosses her legs her mouth snaps shut.
She's had her face lifted so often, when she raises her eyebrows her socks lift up.
Patient: Doctor, after my breast enhancement will the scars show?
Doctor: Well, thatâ€™s rather up to you.
She got her looks from her father â€“ heâ€™s a plastic surgeon.
I donâ€™t know anything about cosmetic surgery but a good rule of thumb is, itâ€™s time to stop when you look permanently frightened.
A plastic surgeon is asked if heâ€™s ever been asked to do anything unusual.
"No", replies the surgeon. "But I have raised a few eyebrows...
My wife went to have a face-lift last week, but when they saw what was under it they dropped it again
Get Yours Now :)
Only 30 Thai Baht to the US dollar :)