Grandpa Is Sitting Half-naked On The Porch


A man came to visit his grandparents, And he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking Chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea!"

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Quotes for Today:

Quitters never win, winners never quit.

Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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