Much To Their Surprise The Virgins Awaiting Muslims In Heaven Were Not What They Expected.


Much to their surprise the virgins awaiting Muslims in heaven were not what they expected.

That's NUN of their business

And may never the two meet.
No more virgins

Quotes for Today:

Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.

Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
G.K. Nielson

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.........

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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