She's single
I often watch her from my window.
Man was I surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I nearly tripped in rushing to open it.
She stood there, looked at me and said, "I just finished work and I feel so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight"?
I immediately replied, "Tonight I'm free and I have no plans"!!!
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog"?
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
Wednesday 2nd of November 2011
My neighbor from across the street
She's single
I often watch her from my window.
Man was I surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I nearly tripped in rushing to open it.
She stood there, looked at me and said, "I just finished work and I feel so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight"?
I immediately replied, "Tonight I'm free and I have no plans"!!!
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog"?
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
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