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Norwegian Icebreaker Heads Up The Mississippi River

 





As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Minnesota . So cold, in fact, that the US Corp of Engineers has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River for freighter traffic.

The Icebreaker is starting near Winona and working its way northward.


Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!


Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the  Mississippi
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi






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