Monday 11th of December 2006
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt!
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out"?
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt".
"I do not understand", said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish. '"
I said, "No shite"?