I was at the store yesterday
and I ran into Tarzan!
I asked him how it was going
and if he was making anymore movies.
He told me,
"me no longer make movies,
me have severe arthritis,
both shoulders and not swing from vine to tree".
I asked how Jane was doing?
He told me, "Jane in bad shape, in nursing home,
has Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone".
I asked about Boy,
and he told me
"Boy, gone big city, get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
and only time hear from him, when in trouble or need something".
I asked about Cheeta:
he beamed and said, "Cheeta do good.
She marry lawyer, had plastic surgery,
now live in White House!!!
I know, something bad is going to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!