Update On Tarzan And Jane


I was at the store yesterday
and I ran into Tarzan!
I asked him how it was going
and if he was making anymore movies.
Update: Tarzan

He told me,
"me no longer make movies,
me have severe arthritis,
both shoulders and not swing from vine to tree".
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I asked how Jane was doing?
He told me, "Jane in bad shape, in nursing home,
has Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone".
How sad!
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I asked about Boy,
and he told me
"Boy, gone big city, get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
and only time hear from him, when in trouble or need something".
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I asked about Cheeta:
he beamed and said, "Cheeta do good.
She marry lawyer, had plastic surgery,
now live in White House!!!
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Update: Tarzan
I know, something bad is going to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes for Today:

I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters (and keyboards).
Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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