Saturday 24th August 2019 - 20:19:39 

A Cowboy Buys Condoms

 

Cowboy says " Give me 3 packets of condoms please".

Cashier says "Do you need a paper bag with that sir?

Cowboy replies "Nah she ain't that ugly"!

Quotes for Today:

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 


Men are like Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Serine 


Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Johann von Goethe 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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