Monday 16th September 2019 - 09:30:05 

A Definition Of Globalization...

 

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...that I can understand and to which I can now relate.

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess Diana's Death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :
An English princess

With an Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes in a French tunnel,

Riding in a German car

With a Dutch engine,

Driven by a Belgian

Who was drunk

On Scottish whisky,

Followed closely by an Italian Paparazzi,

On Japanese motorcycles,

Treated by an American doctor,

Using Brazilian Medicines.

This is Sent to you by

A Brit,

Using American Bill Gates' technology,

Developed in Israel

And you're probably reading this on your computer,

That uses Taiwanese chips,

And a Korean monitor,

Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

In a Singapore plant,

Transported by Indian truck drivers,

Hijacked by Indonesians,

Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....



That, my friends, is Globalization!




Contribution from:Claude

Quotes for Today:

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
 


One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
Michael Korda  


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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