Wednesday 26th June 2019 - 15:29:35 

A Doctor In Texas

 

A small town Texas Doctor was famous in the area for always catching the biggest fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales...

The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz

Quotes for Today:

We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 


What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
Anonymous 


When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman Hesse  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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