Monday 9th December 2019 - 01:34:28 

A Lion Was Getting Married...

 

At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion "All the best, my brother. Good luck".

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who the hel_l do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse".

The Mouse replies: "I, too, was a Lion before I got married".

Quotes for Today:

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
 


I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 


I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Arj Barker  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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