Sunday 21st July 2019 - 18:06:31 

A Look Back At 2012

 

last Year's Reflections...

To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs



7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40



A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...



Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers' Warranty Runs Out Soon



"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face
I swore I'd never visit another Bangkok brothel!!!


Two Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
They're both in hospital... one's in a korma and the other's got a dodgy tikka!



The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in Brixton.
You heard a gunshot followed by 8 blokes legging it!



In the first few days of the Olympics, the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their bloody hands on



Sailing results are in: GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.

Quotes for Today:

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
Author Unknown 


Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
 


Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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