A Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First Internal Exam.
When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the prostate doctor's desk.
1. A tube of K-Y jelly
2. A rubber glove
3. A beer
When the prostate doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y Jelly is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that the prostate doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
The prostate doctor flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, I said A BUTT LIGHT"!