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A Natural Process

 

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum".

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it"?

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".

Quotes for Today:

I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author
Unknown 


If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
 


If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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