A Test For The Chef
As a test, the head chef gives him a two eggs and asks him separate the white's and yolk's.
Eager to impress, the young guy throws the 2 eggs in the air, they both hit the light fitting and break in 2, the yolks drop in one dish, the white's in another dish, he quickly opens the rubbish bin lid and catches the shells.
He say's proudly, " There do I get the job"?
The head chef replies, "No, you f#$k about too much".