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A Woman Scorned...

 

A woman scorned
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
William Congreve. From a play called the "The Mourning Bride" (1697)


A woman scorned
Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.
William Congreve


A woman scorned
You are a woman: you must never speak what you think;
your words must contradict your thoughts,
but your actions may contradict your words.
William Congreve


A woman scorned
Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life. Security is an insipid thing.
William Congreve


A woman scorned
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
William Congreve


A woman scorned
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
William Congreve


A woman scorned
I know that's a secret, for it's whispered every where.
William Congreve


Contributor: Howard

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
 


It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted.
Catherine O'Hara  


It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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