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Welcome to John_Betong's Joke of the day.

This is ongoing site used for testing and striving for the fastest joke site on
the web.

Tools used:

Apache
trying to get my .htaccess file to do what I want it to do - no mean task :)

PHP 5.3
great language and still learning :)

MySQL
very fast at handling a vast amount of jokes

HTML
prefer using HTML XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" because of the ease of validating and eliminating errors

CSS
prefer using CSS2.1 once again because of the ease of validating for current browsers.

SEO
AHHG - give me strength.

Efforts at increasing Alexa's Page Rank is a no mean task :(
Current Alexa Ranking: 287,084

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate
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Humor to bust a gut with our funny, Obama, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, sports, relationship jokes which are all funny, clean or some that are dirty and a bit close to the mark!

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Funny faces, pictures, animal images, for yourself and friends, to smile and laugh at them all! Ideal for folks without Life Insurance!

We do not tell Dirty, offensive and rude jokes but you can! 'even good for adults and youngsters suffering Acne :)

Our Comedy Sketches, Knock Knock jokes make for hilarious laughter, Wicked wit, short stories, crazy quotes, and strive to have a broad range and nothing too dirty!


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