Tuesday 10th December 2019 - 10:19:50 

Advice From A Sex Therapist

 

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside" she asked earnestly?

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet", counselled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit".

Quotes for Today:

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
... on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet)  


Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 


Happiness is an empty sac!
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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