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- 10 Fingers
10 Funny Signs
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
10 Men Only Housekeeping Rules
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
100 Dollar Question
17 of the Best !
17 Rules about Computers
18 Funny eBay Feedbacks
20 Rules of Life Updated
20 Shots of Scotch
2012 - World Cannot End Because
21 St Century...
25 Reasons Selling is Better Than Sex
5 Steps to Survive a Boring Meeting
- 8 M
- 8 Months Pregnant
9 Ways To Apologize from Around the World
- A Band to Blow You Away
A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
A Big Boy Like You Shouldn’t Be Crying
A Big-city Lawyer...
A Birthday Present for My Son
A Birthday Reminder
A Birthday Wish for My Son
A bit of Olympics History
A Bit of Physics Humour
A Blond Father
A Blonde Groaner
A Blonde Was Summoned to Court To...
A Blonde's Last Word.
A Boob Poem
A Bottomless Pit
A Bowl of Chili
A Brand New Small Car for Women
A Brazillian Wax Job - Ouch
A Bride's First Night Confession
- A B
- A Bunch of Guys Were Working
A Burger with Cheese Please
A Butcher and the Dog
A Cardiologist's Funeral
A Cat Named Jesus?
A Cat Named Lucky
A Cat Scan
A Christmas Gift
A Cigarette Shortens your Life By...
A Circus Magician
A Computer Instructor's Observation
A Convicted Felon....
A Couples First Night
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cowboy and the Indians
A Cowboy Buys Condoms
A Daughter's Letter from her College to…
A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
A Definition of Globalization...
- A D
- A Desert Love Story
A Difficult Golf Putt
A Dinner Conversation that Went Wrong
A Dinner Date with the Girl of his Dreams
A Discussion on the Hereafter
A Doctor in Texas
A Doggie Tail - Another Groaner
A Dogs Dilemma
A Duck Hunter Gets Shot
A Duck Hunter’s Early Start
A Duke Was Hunting in the Forest
A Fairy Was asked to Grant a Wish But...
A Farang Came out of a Toilet...
A Farmer Buys a Condom
A Farmer Was Selling his Peaches Door to…
A Father Explains the Facts of Life
A Fathers Advice to his Son
A Few Answers to Commonly asked Pregnancy…
A Few Short Jokes
- A F
- A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr Smith
A Fricken Elephant
A Friend’s Empathy
A German Tourist Walks Into a Mcdonalds
A Gift for the Husband who liked Golf
A glass of water for Little Johnny
A Goaner About Penny the Saleslady
A Good Reason to Drink and Not Drive
A Gorilla Chimp and a Monkey Under a Cocunut-tree
A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
A Granny Goes a Visiting
A Greek and an Italian Were Drinking Coffee...
A Guaranteed Quick Get Rich Scheme
A Guy from Kansas Dies
A Guy Met this Girl in a Bar and Asked...
A Guy Offers to Buy a Drink
A Guy Was Playing Golf One Day
A Gynecologist’s Hand After Thirty Years…
A Heart Rending Story and a Compassionate…
- A H
- A Hermaphrodite
A Horny Old Geezer
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
A Jelly Baby Walks into a Bar and Starts…
A Jewish God
A John Cleese Message to All Usa Citizens
A Joke from South Africa
A Kiwi Who Got his Priorities Right
A Lady of the Night Goes to a New Trick-cyclist
A Lady was being examined by her Doctor
A land you will never forget
A Lesson to Be Learnt from an Ant
A Letter Home from Scout Camp...
A Letter to God
A Letter to My Loving Husband
A Linguistic Professor in A Lecturer About…
A Lion Was Getting Married...
A Little Boy's Prayers
A Little Girl Asks Where Does Poo Come From?
- A L
- A Little Girl Was out with her Grandmother...
A Little Old Lady in Court
A Little Old Lady is Walking...
A Little Old Lady with a Farting Problem
A Little Old Lady with Failing Eyesight
A Little Problem with Accents
A Little Tribute to a Man Who Made a Difference:…
A Load of Blarney About the Irish Blarney…
A Lonely Guy...
A Long, Long Time Ago
A look Back at 2012
A Lot of Weight and Super Heavy
A Love Story..
A Lucky Las Vegas Gambler.
A Man and a Woman Were Having Drinks,,,
A Man Goes to his Doctors...
A Man Goes to the Doctor and Says ‘doc;…
A Man Goes to the Doctors...
A Man is Driving Down the Road and Breaks…
- A M
- A Man Moves into a Nudist Colony.
A Man Walks into a Bar
A Man Walks into a Bar And...
A Man Walks into a Public Toilet...
A Man Was Called in for an Audit by Revenue…
A Man Went into the Proctologist's Office…
A Man Went to the Doctor...
A Man Went to the Police Station
A Man Went to Visit
A Man with a Dog Walks into a Bar
A Man's Car Broke Down One Night in the…
A Married Couple in Their Early 60s
A Married Man Went off for the Weekend with…
A Mbb Aeronautic Development Engineer Told…
A Message from God to the Atheist Professor
A Message from your Prime Minister
A Mexican Woodpecker and a Canadian Woodpecker...
A Minister, Priest and a Rabbi Were Skinny…
A Modest Essay
- A M
- A Mother and her Young Inquisitive Son Were…
A Mother Buys a Present for her Son
A must to try in the park
A Natural Process
A Near Miss for the Pedestrian
A Neat Piece of Trivia.
A New Cure for Worms
A New Ending for an Old Fairy Tale.
A New Kind of Car
A New Phenomenom Called Emooning
A New Sin
A New Tax to Balance the Budget?
A New Twist to a Current Situation
A New Way to Beat Alcohol Limit Issues While…
A News Reporter on an Assignment Met Up…
A Nice Daddy
A Night out for Dave and his Wife
A Night With "the Girls"
A Novel Way to Exercise your Pet
- A P
- A Pantyhose Riddle
A Penny for your Thoughts
A Pensioner's Life
A Perfect Day
A Pilot's Story
A Pom at Australian Customs
A Post Office Worker
A Prayer for the Stressed
A Present for the Wife
A Princess is Walking Along...
A Professon Lectures on the Evils of Marijuana
A Professor of Mathematics Sent a Fax to…
A Rabbit Walks into a Bar...
A Randy Wife's Request to her Husband
A Real Groaner
A Retired Italian Wine Make Confession
A Rich Young Man Meets Young, Beautiful…
A Rough Night
- A S
- A Sadist meets a Masochist
A Scottish Colonel and the Condom
A Scottish Minister
A Sign of True Love and Affection
A Sign that You Are Getting Old
A slight misunderstanding
A Special 25th Wedding Anniversary Present
A Talent Scout
A Talking Parrot
A Talking Parrot on an Aeroplane
A Teacher’s Quandary
A Telephone Conversation
A Test for the Chef
A Texan's Answer to Welfare
A Thailand Love Story
A Thong for Pensioners
A Time to Think Outside the Box
A Time when Grammar is Really Important
A Timeless Lesson on How Consultants can…
- A T
- A Tip for Your Caddy?
A Tip from a Geordie
A Touching Love Story
A Tragedy Avoided
A Tribute to a Master
A Trouble Shared
A Truly 'touching' Story
A Truly Amazing and Heroic Story
A Truly Inspirational Tale Of Kindness
A Very Fishy Groaner to Beat Them All
A Very Good Vitamin C Source
A Very Merry Christmas Groaner
A Very Short Story
A Viagra Advert that Should Get First Prize
A Vicar Books into a Motel
A Visit To The Irs - Internal Revenue Service?
A Welsh Love Story
A Wife's Lover Who Was Caught Naked by her…
A Wise Old Man
- A W
- A Woman Goes Shopping in Big W
A Woman Goes to the Doctor...
A Woman Meets a Handsomely Gorgeous Man…
A Woman Scorned...
A Woman Walks into a Bar
A Woman Was Driving into a Small Town
A Woman Was out Golfing One Day when She…
A Woman Writes to the It Technical Support…
A Yank, Jap and a Racist Die
A Young Boy, About Eight...
A Young Clergyman
Abe and Esther are Stranded on a Desert…
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes
Abstain from Sex
Actual Call Centre Conversations
Actual Employee Evaluations
Adam and Eve
- Adam Got Caught Speeding Yesterday.
Adam Was Created First...
Admit It - this Would Scare the ...
Advantages of Being Colour Blind
Adventures in Punctuation
Advertisement for Durex
Advice from a Father to his Soon to Be Married…
Advice from a Sex Therapist
Advice from Doctor vs Internet
Advice to Teenagers
Advise to a Son about to join the Marines
After a Fight with the Wife
After a Long Night of Making Love...
After a Night Out on The Town
After a Visit to a Massage Parlour
After Shopping at the Local Super Market
After the Baby Was Born
After the Enlightenment
- After the First Blind Date
After the Honey
After the Honeymoon
After the Nympho Leaves
After the Oilfield Blowout
After the Operation
After the Party
After the Sermon
Air Traffic Controllers
Airport Security Check
Airspace Violation Protocol
Alcohol does not make you fat
Alcohol is not the answer
Alice Smiths’s First Dental Appointment
All I Know About Computers I Learned From…
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned…
- All I want for Christmas
All Three Were Wrong
Alternative Solution to Airport Full-body…
Always Check the Label
Always Check your Child's Homework
Always Practise Safe Sex
Always the Lawyer..
Amazing Computer Geek
American Movie Rating System Explained
Amish and Elevator
An 80 Year Old Man
An Act of Charity
An Actual Craig's List Peronals Ad
An Adolescent Observation
An Arab Student Sends Email to his Dad
An Archeological Teams’s Recent Discovery…
An Aussie Pickup Line
- An Aussie Went into an Empty Bar...
An Australian Genie!
An Australian Soldier’s Wife Confesses
An Economist Was Leaving His Office Building
An Effective Diet
An Elderly Couple Were Celebrating Their…
An Elderly Spinster a Dog in Heat and the…
An Engineer, a Psychologist, and a Theologian
An English Summer
An English Tourist in Cardigan, Wales
An Evolution of Bank Holdups
An Excited Little Johnny Returns from the…
An Iphone that Does Not Need Batteries
An Irish Widow Confesses
An Irishman and his Leprechaun
An Irishman at the Pearly Gates
An Irishman's Life Philosophy
An Ironic Porcupine Fable
- An Offer Too Good to Refuse?
An Old Golfer's Problem
An Old Man Had a Surprise
An Old Owl....
An out of Work Salesman Spent Months Planning
And He Said...
Anger Management, I Do Feel Better!!!
Angry Birds vs Singing Birds
Angry Mum goes shopping
Angus Broon of Glasgow...
Another Crude One About a Fat Lady and her…
Another Duck Hunter
Another Female Unsolved Mystery
Another from Technical Support
Another Miracle: Water to Wine
- Another One for the Brits - an A-z of Essex…
Another one for the Brits'
Another One for the Golfers
Another One for the Nerds
Another Pint of Heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Another Problem Caused by Deforestation
Another Sign of Our Times
Another Speeding Motorist Is Caught
Another Welcome Home
Any Objection To...?
Apparently She Knows You
Arab Pilot Foils Jewish Interrogators
Are You a Believer in God and Jesus?
Are You a Party Animal?
Are You an American?
Are You Included in the Following One Hundred?
Are You Prepared for this Winter
- Are you scared of the dark?
Are You Too Young to Have Noticed These…
Arguing on the Internet
Army Induction Center Physicals
Arnie and Tiger
Arnold and his Wife Were Cleaning out the…
As I Mature
At Any Given Moment:
At The Club
At the Florist
At the Urologist's
At&t Reception and Another Satisfied…
Aussie Housewife Slipped in the Bathroom
Australian Letter of the Year
Aviation Testing the Strength of an Airplane…
Awkward moment of the day
- B & Q Job Application
Back at School and the Joys of Education
Back in the Good Old Days when Rawpower
Back to School
Bad Day For The Undertaker
Banned forever for answering telephone
Bathroom Height Measurement
Be Careful in English Pubs
Be Careful with Superglue
Be Prepared for this Interview Question
- Be thankful, very thankful
Beatles and their Beer Drinkers Song
Beauty Lies in the Eyes of Beer Holder
Bed Time Story
Bedtime Negotiations went Better than Expected
Beer Cannon Montage
Beer in the Eyes of Babes
Beer- the Cure for Everything
Before and After Marriage
Being Totally Honest:
Believe It or Not , These Are Real 911 Calls!
Benny the Motorcyclist
Best Advice for Today
- Best and Last
Best Android Feature to Beat Iphone
Best Comeback Line Ever?
Best computer seating position
Best Feelgood of All Time...
Best Gym Advert Ever
Best Joke from a British Competition
Best Menopause Question Ever
Best Mother-in-law Joke
Best Number Plate Ever?
Best Tattoo in the World
Best Troll Line Ever
Best Venn Diagram Ever
Best way to start your presentation
Best way to think outside the box
Bet You Cannot Say These Colors
Better than Robbing a Bank
Beware - Contains Colorful Words
- Beware - Crude but Funny
Beware of Bloody Cloud Computing
Beware of Predictive Text
Beware of the Social Network Evolution
Beware Sign of Our Times
Beware Tech Support Do Not put You on Hold
Beware when You Come Home!
Beware, Will Offend Most People
Bicycle Organ Donors
Big Game Warning from Mozambique
Big Mac Index
Big Strong Man Wanted
Biggest Difference Between Music and Porn
Biggest Lies and Porky Pies
Bike Lock Fails
Bikes can do some amazing stuff
Bill and Sam the Long Term Buddies
- Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates, Don't…
Bill Cosby Quotes
Bill Gates Vs. General Motors (gm)
Bill Just Bought Azerbaijan
Billy Connolly Quotations
Billy Connolly's 14 Things I Hate About…
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ Excerpt…
Birthday Gifts for Mom from her Three Sons
Black Woman with One White Boob and One…
Blessed Are the Young for They Shall Inherit…
Blonde at Work and Wanted a Few Days off…
Blonde caught speeding again
Blonde Completing her Passport Application
Blonde Jokes, Questions and Answers
- Blue Bird of Happiness
Blue Screen of Death
Bob Hill and his Wife Betty Are Vacationing…
Bobbitt Family Update
Boneless Chicken only 35 cents
Books Read by Teenagers
Bra Sizes Explained
Breaking News: Man Killed on Golf Course
Breaking News: Presidential Ticket Announcement
Breast Feeding - It Rocks
Breast Feeding on a Bus
Breasts or Legs
Brilliant Idea for Ebay
British One Liners
- Broken Fence in Dc
Brotherly Love on the Golf Course
Browser Comparison with Different Modes…
Bubba knows the Front of a Tree
Bulletin Board Addiction
Bulletin Board Ideas
Buying My First Condoms
- C+++ Creator, Bjarne Stroustrup Gave an…
Cairo Joke of the Day!
Call to Prayer
Calling in Sick
Calm Down Bro’
Can I See Your License Please?
Can this Marriage Be Saved?
Can You Answer this Question
Can You Beat this Kid's Logic
Can You Identify the Facial Expressions…
Can You Picture a Slice of Pizza in the…
Can You Read this !!??
Can you remember these signs?
Can You Remember when You Were Young
Can You Spot this Interesting Observation?
Can You Wait Three Months
Can't Miss Pick-up Lines
Canadian National Lottery - True Story
- Cannot swipe like an iPhone
Captain Rudolf Larrson
Cartoons of Life
Cat and Mouse
Cats Like to Snuggle in Warm Places
Caught in the Act
Ceiling Mural in Smoker's Lounge
Chance Meeting at the Supermarket
Change of Name
- Charles Noticed the Mother and Child in…
Charles Playing Golf
Chat Up Line
Chat up line in a bar
Chat Up Line Overheard in a Bar
Chatting Up on the Beach
Cheap Electric Toothbrush
Cheap Skate Buying Perfume for his Wife
Check your Stress Factor Here
Cheers to the Footballers when They Score
Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes
Chemistry Action Results
Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
- Children Thinking Outside the Box
Children's Science Exam Answers.
Chilling Like a Boss
Christmas Eve We can Stay at Home
Christmas Fungi Celebratation
Christmas Time is for Sharing
Christopher Columbus's First Words
Chubby Brown Quotes and Quotations from…
Chuck Norris Update 001
Cinderella Was Now 95 Years Old.
Coffee helps you do stupid things faster
- Coffee is for Quitters
Colonoscopies Are No Joke
Colour Test - How Many Times Before You…
Comatose Grandma Sitter
Comforting the Grammar Police
Coming out of the Closet
Coming to an Airport Near You
Complaints from Animals
Compliments that Get Surprising Results
Computer Dependency Test
Computer Diagnosis from a Urine Sample
Computer Help Desk Support Calls Revisited
Computer Message - Fatal Error
Computer Printer Repair
Computer Programming Facts, Humour and Subtle…
Computers & Internet - General - Get…
- Conans Advice to Mubarak
Condoms: Interesting Piece of History.
Confession from a Ups Delivery Man
Confused Scots Man at the Loo
Congratulations - You Have Won
Congratulations To All The Kids Who Were…
Consider Yourself Warned.
Consultants in the Restaurant
Cool Biker Chick
Corny Jokes About Farmers
Corporate Wisdom from Will Rogers
Cosmetic Surgery - the Boob Job
Cosmetic Surgery - The Full Works
- Cosmetic Surgery in the Most Intimate of…
Cost of Cosmetic Surgery
Could You Pass this Alcohol Influence Test
Council Job Application
Country Funeral . . .
Couple on Their First Date
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly…
Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain
Cowboy in a Gay Bar
Cowboy in Texas
Cowboys, Indians and Muslims!
Crap Joke Central
Crap Joke Central - Update 2013-04-21
Creation Explained Like Never Before
Creation of God's Country
Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Creative Aussie Airline Advertising at its…
Cross Examination by a Defense Attorney
Culling the Coyotes
Cure for Swine Flu Fever
Curtain Rods.... a Happy Ending
- Daddy, How Did I Come into this World?
Darling Have You Ever Cheated on Me?
Darling when We Make Love Do You...
Dating in the 60s
Dave’s Mother-in-law Problem
David Beckam Horse Riding
David is to Be Returned to Italy
Days Before Christmas
Dear Abby Letters
Dear Mr President Obama
Decisions, all the time decisions
Deer Hunter and his Blonde Wife
- Definition of a Slut
Demographic Forecast of Europe 2015
Deodrant Stick Instructions
Devolution of British Maths Teaching
Did I Offend You with My Opinion?
Did I Do that and a Letter from the Boss
Did James Bond known this?
Did this Gorgeous Girl Knock on your Door?
Did this Happen After your Wedding...
Did You Enjoy the Sex?
Did You Hear About Ol' Blue
Did You Know
Did you know that claustrophobia is the…
Did You Know the Devil Actually Wears a…
- Did you Learn from Fairy Tales
Did You Miss Happy Porn Day?
Did You See Santa in the Nude?
Difference Between the Sexes
Different Nations Corporations
Dilbert Quotes from Company Managers
Discrimination Against Batchelors
Distasteful Jokes to Pass Some Time......
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Disturbing Photos - Soldiers Vs. Protestors…
Divorce - USA vs Middle East
Do All Teenagers Telephone Like this
Do Girls Make You Do this
Do Not Touch
Do You Agree that the World is in Chaos?
- Do You Ever Want to Grab Someone and
Do You Have a Deck Chair?
Do You Have a Problem in your Life
Do You Have Any Last Words
Do You Know How to Park
Do You Know Tanjooberrymutts
Do You Know the Blink Method of Pricing?
Do You Know what a Bucket Seat Is?
Do You Know What Others Thnk about You
Do You Know Why All Girls Are Like Apples?
Do You Know your Brain Size
Do You Like My Horoscope for Today?
Do You Realize that the Only Time in Our…
Do You Think this Guy is
Do you think this voicemail message will…
Doctor in Newfoundland
Doctor’s Second Opinion
- Doctor's Orders
Doe Re Mi Beer, by Homer J. Simpson.
Does Any of this Sound Somewhat Familiar?
Does It Scare You Because You can Pay off…
Doesn't He Look Happy
Dog For Sale: Or Free to Good Home.
Dog Inspection on Parade
Dog's Letters to God
Dogs and Bars
Don’t Forget to Cancel your Credit…
Don't Be An Oxymoron...
Don't Beam Me Up Yet Scotty...
Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman
Don't Touch Me She Said
Don't You Love Me No More
Donald and Daisy's First Night
- Donald Trump wa right
Dorothy and Edna, Two Widows, Are Talking
Down on the Farm
Downhill Race with a Harley
Download Music Goto Jail Card
Dream Keyboard for a Nerd
Drink to that
Drink Up - the Beers Are on Me!
Drinking and Driving can Be Extremely Dangerous!!!
Drinking Observation Between the Sexes
Duck Walks into a Bar...
Dumb Blonde Waitress?
Dustman Calls to Collect the Dustbin
- E-bay Help
Early Retirement Bonus
Ebay Removes Harrier Jump Jet...
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Winning Jokes
Einstein not only but also
Embarrassing Medical Exams
Emergency Call - 911
Encyclopaedia Britannica Advertised in the…
English and Irish Man Joke
- English is a Crazy Language.
Equality at Its Best
Essential Laptop Repair Options
Essex Girls Moved to Glasgow?
Eve's Side of the Story
Even More Bumper Stickers
Even More One-liners
Every Breath You Take
Every little bit helps
Everything is Going to Be Alright
Evil Mutant Attack Squirrel of Death
Evolution of the Sexes
Exceptional Joke for Programmers
Excerpts from a Book Called Disorder in…
Expectations vs Reality
Extracts from Police Car Video Arrests
- Facebook Crap Joke Central's Latest Jokes
FaceBook for Parents
Facebook Helps the Planet
Facebook is Killing the Art of Communcation
Facebook is Like...
Facebook is the Second Most Popular Word
Facebook just like Ancient Egypt
Facebook Privacy - Latest Update
Facebook Status Blunder
Facebook Venn Diagram of News Feeds and…
Facebook Warning About your Ex
Facebook Warning Messages
Facebook's New Dislike Button
Fact - Google is a Woman
Facts About Reindeer and Father Christmas
Facts of Life Learnt from a Calendar
Fair is Fare
Family Golf Story
- Family Togetherness.............
Famous Composers and Movie Stars
Famous for a Day
Fancy Dress Party
Far Too Many Have this Superpower
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Fast Forward to 2006
Fast Lane for Bikes vs Fat Lane
Fat Free - for All Those Following a Diet
Father O'malley Went to Visit Patrick Shanahan…
Father to his Son:
Fatherly Advice from the Marriage Counselor
Fatherly Advice from the Priest
Fatherly Advice to his Daughter
Federal Government Employee Performance…
Female Asian Aging Process
- Female Logic
Ferocious Grizzly Bear Escape
Fifty Shades of Grey .....Hair
Fifty Sheds of Grey
Fight with the Little Woman
Fighting Talk - Mighty Big Words
Finally Learned What Service Means
Finally, A Blonde Guy Joke!
Find the Ad!
Fire in the Convent, another Groaner
First Day at Kindergarten
First Day At School
First Night and Still a Virgin After Being…
First Night for the Newly Married Virgin…
- First Prize for The Wildest Family Christmas
First Touch Screen
First Visit to GF's Apartment
First visit to the girlfriend's house
First Woman President of the Usa
Fit for the Job
Fitness and Health Observations
Five Jumps a Week
Five Sales People
Five Surgeons Are Discussing Who Has the…
Five Tips For A Woman
Flight Attendants Announcements
Flight Tower Conversation at Dublin’s…
Flow Chart of a Serenity Prayer
Flowers from a Geek
- For all the Pussy Perverts
For Men Only - New Mammagram
For My 75th Birthday My Wife Gave Me...
For People Who Like Venn Diagrams
For Those Who Love the Philosophy of Hypocrisy…
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
For Wine Lovers and Connoisseurs
Forgive your Enemies.....
Formality to ask for Daughter’s Hand
Fortune Telling Weighing Machine
Forty Gypsies Arrive at the Pearly Gates…
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic Woman Were…
Four Catholic Men and A...
Four Good Lessons to Remember
Four Juvenile Delinquents at the Zoo
Four Nuns with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
- Frank and his New Rifle
Frank and the Dwarf
Free Brake Test
Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
Free Strips of Paper
Friday 13th - Paraskevidekatriaphobia
Friends Working in the Sawmill
Friendship Tested to the Limit
Friendship, Men Vs Women
From 'monty Python'
From Now on I Resign from Being an Adult
From The London Times: A Well-planned Retirement
From the Mouth's of Babes
From the Mouths’ of Darling Babies
Funeral of a Traffic Warden
Funny Motor Insurance Claims
Funny Nicknames from Scotland
Funny Shop Names
- Funny Story, Possibly True?
Funny Tales About Safe Working Procedures…
- G W Bush Was Sleeping when Suddenly He Awoke
Gasthof Zum Lowen Restaurant
Geek Meditation Session
Gender for Color Names
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Geography of a Woman
George and his new wife
George W Bush Visits a Primary School...
George Washington and his Troops
Get out Of...
Get Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to Tell the…
Getting Dressed After Kindergarten
- Getting Home - You Just Cannot Win
Girls About to Explode out of Their Clothes
Girls Are Like a Cd
God Was Planning on Taking a Vacation
Going to Jail
Golf - Will the Man on the Ladys Tee
Golf and the Two 'gotchas!'
Golf Grammar Lesson
Golf Membership Refused
Golf with a Gorilla
Golf with a Lady and Four Lawyers
Golfers Be Grateful
- Gone Doody
Gone to Market - Love Pig
Good Luck Mr Gorsky
Good Manners and Etiquette
Good News Vs Bad News
Good News and Bad News
Good News and Bad News for Fathers'…
Good News and Bad News from the Airline…
Google before you Tweet
Google Cannot Find Him
Google Failed Again
Google Reveals the Cause of India’s…
Google Search in 2084
Google Search Results
- Google Solution to Gambling Addiction
Google Translate this
Gorilla Antics at the Zoo
Gossip and the Test of Three
Got C’s or a D’s
Got Pulled by a Cop Today
Government vs Indian Logic on Daylight Saving
Graffiti from a Math Nerd?
Graffitti about Anarchy
Grammar, its best to know your shit
Grandma Says Back in my time
Grandmas Always Know Best
Grandmas Are Not Right All the Time
Grandpa and his Grand-daughter
Grandpa is Sitting Half-naked on the Porch
Grandparents and Kids
- Grant Me Serenity
Great Modern Time Philosophers
Great Tshirts for Seniors
Groaner About a Honda Motorcycle.
Gross but Innovative
Grounds for Divorce?
Guaranteed for a Lifetime
Guaranteed Peace at Last
Guess Who One the Bet.
Gun Logic 101
Guns vs Cheese
Guns, Doctors and Lawyers
Guy with a Girlfriend Named Lorraine - Another…
- H2o: Dangerous Chemical!
Halloween Gift to Scare People
Handy Latin Phrases by Phil Brodie
Happiness is Sharing...
Happy Father's Day
Hard to Argue with Indian Wisdom...
Harry Potter’s 3rd Bride
Harry the Eagle
Harry the Painter
Has anyone heard this?
Has this Ever Happened to You on a Pub Crawl?
Has this Ever Happened to You?
Have a Happy Period.
Have no fear of perfection
Have You Been a Good Girl?
- Have You Ever Danced?
Have You Ever Done This?
Have You Ever Heard this
Have You Ever Seen a Baby Porcupine?
Have You Ever Typed This?
Have You Made this Mistake?
Have You Noticed the New Wireless Technology
Have You Seen Any Spiders
Have You Seen this Girl?
Have You Tried this at Home?
Have You Tried this Facebook New Feature
Have You Tried this on a Debt Collector?
Have You Tried this Really Great New Drink
Have You Tried This?
Health & Fitness - Factfile. Questions…
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous…
Health Warning from the National Health…
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Hope You can Solve this
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How Do You Spend your Chrstmas Time?
How Do You Unlock the Door?
- How Father Murphy Fixed his Leaking Church…
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How Logical is the English Language?
How Many Alzheimers Patients Doe It Take
How Many of These put a Smile on your Face?
How Many Slices of Toast for Breakfast
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I Can’t Play Football
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Internet Addiction is Serious Business
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Ironic Pictures that Are Worth a Thousand...
Irrestible to All Women
IRS Free Gift for Early Tax Returns
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Is Anyone There
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Is It Nsfw if You Work in A...
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Is this Why You Use Paypal
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It Happened on Mars
It is Better to Have Loved and Lost
It is Important for Men to Remember that…
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It is Only a Small Error
It Looks Like You Are Installing Windows
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It Was a Miracle
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It was Not the End of the World
It’s the Conga
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It's Only a Bike
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Learn from the Discovery Channel
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Life is a Bitch
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Like Father Like...
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Lipstick in School
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Love Will Tear Us Apart Again
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Makes Perfect Sense
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Making Love by the French, Irish and the…
Mammogram Test Preparation Exercises
Man and Society--Cicero's Philosophy
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Man’s Best Friend
Maori (new Zealand) Legends
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Marriage Quotations and Observations
Marriage, Before, During and After
Mary Poppins - Best Groaner of the Day
Mathmatical Knowledge of the American Public
Maud, Mavis and Ethel
Maybe a Flaw in the White Minority Attitude
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Medical Research Has Confirmed...
Meet the Computer Twins, Cut & Paste
Melbourne International Airport Control…
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Memory Test for the Three Elderly Gentlemen
Men also have feelings
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Middle Finger History
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Might As Well
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Moods of the Sexes
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My Son Did It
My Wife Thinks I'm Stupid and
My Wife Threatened to Leave
My Wish for Today - 2012-04-17
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Naming the Baby
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Nasa, Mars and Curiosity
National Orgasm Day
Necessary Gift for Christmas
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Nelson Mandela "you Sign";
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New Bride, Maybe a Blonde
New Bumper Stickers
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New York Before, During and After
News Flash: Marine Stabbed by Suspected…
Niagraa Falls Tour Guide
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Nighttime Flight Pilot and the Controller
Nineteen Things I Have Learnt
No Baby Talk Please
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No Dirty Words in this Joke
No I Cannot Come to Bed Yet
No Laughing Matter
No Matter How Old You Are
No More Emails from Me
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No Nursing Home for Me
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No Smoking in this Area Unless
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Nominated As the Best Short Joke this Year....
Norwegian Icebreaker Heads Up the Mississippi…
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Nothing Really Matress
Now I Know
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Now I Know What Happened
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Now this is what Some Would Call a Very…
Now You Know How I Feel
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Number of the Beast 666
Nun and a Priest
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Obituary Submitted by Wife About her Deceased…
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Ode To The Times Of Life
Of Course It Will
Offside Rule Explained to Women
Oh Dear! I'm Very Sorry
Oh How I Wish that
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Oh My Buddha, I want Happiness
Oh, that Frank
Ohms Law Explained
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Old and Best Joke from Ancient Rome
Old Butch the Rooster
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Old Fred's Hospital Bed
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Ole the Artist
Ole the Farmer Buys a New Cow from Nordakota…
Olympic Games 2012
Omg I Totally Forgot It Was Fathers Day
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On Arriving Late at Home
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Once Seen Never Forgotten
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Once Upon a Time
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One for the Scholars - How to Translate…
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One Liners: B - D
One Night In A Bar
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One Upmanship Between Ladies
One, Two, Three
One-liners on Marriage - Researched by Alan…
Only Happens Once in a Lifetime
Only in Africa
Only in Texas
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Only in Texas Visits Niagara
Open the Door and Let Me In...
Optimist, Pessimistm Realist and an Opportunist
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Osama Bin Laden Meets a Female Genie of…
Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Deep…
Overheard in a San Francisco Elementary…
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Paddy and Murphy Went to London
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Pain in the Knee
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Parking for Frogs vs Toads
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Perhaps One of the Most Interesting and…
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Perks Of Being Over 50
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Pete - Aw #%#% - Is that You
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Pick Three Hymns!!!
Pick Up Line?
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Pie Chart 101
Pie Chart 102
Pilot's Fatherly Advice to his Son
Pinch My Nipples
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Please Ban Fox Hunting in Colorado
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Poem for Women
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Police Find Hidden Crack
Police in Costa Brava
Politician Telling the Truth
Politics Explained by a Father to his Son
Pommie in the Crapper
Ponderism Version 004
Ponderism Version: 008
Ponderisms Version: 001
Ponderisms Version: 002
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Ponderisms Version: 005
Ponderisms Version: 006
Ponderisms Version: 007
Poof! The Light is On--
Pool with No Pee
Poor Silly Bunny Rabbit
Pope and Jews - The Power of Interpretation
Poposal for the New Emblem
Popular Quotations and Thai Translations
Position is Everything
Post-traumatic Stress Disorder
Potentially Vs Realistically
Power of the Badge
Precautions Before Sex
Pregnant Woman - Will It Hurt Much Doctor?
- Priceless Number-002
Printing - We Are The Champions
Programming Is Like Sex
Programming Languages Compared with Women
Proof Reading Book Error Sold Millions
Proof that Men Just Don't Listen
Proof The World Is Nuts
Prostate Test in Thailand
Proud to be British!
Proud to have lost so much weight
Proverbs - According to 6year Olds
Psychiatrists Vs. Bartender
Public Service Announcements
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Pulled over in Georgia
Puns Ver 002
Putting out the Cat Before Leaving for a…
Pyramid of Jokes
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Question: What is a B******d Exactly?
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Quick One for the Brits'
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Quiz: In 1923, Who Was
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Quranic Version of Adam and Eve
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Rain on your Parade
Random Thoughts from 25-35 Year Old People
Raped by a Cricketer
Rasheed Visits USA
Real Answers Taken over the Years on Larry…
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Reason for the Break-Up
Reason Why I am So Hot
Reasons to Be Charitable
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Recruiting for the Air Force
Red Skelton’s Recipe for a Perfect Marriage
Reducing your Ration
Refund from Taco Bell
Relationships Before And After
Remember Those School Field Trips and Farm…
Remus the Horse Thief
Resistance is Futile
Respect your Elders!
Respect your parents because they did not…
Rest In Peace
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Revenge of the Finger
Right and Wrong
Rindercella and her Sugly Isters.
Rock Beats Paper but Nothing Beats...
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Rodney's One Liners
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James Mcfadden
Ronnie Barker's Best Lines
Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds
Roping A Deer------- (names Have Been Removed…
Royal Navy Reports Submitted by Mr Tim
RTFM and Excerpts from the Manual
Ruled You out
Rules for Writers:
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Run and Jump to Make this Timed Photo
Russian Roulette Played in Africa
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Sad tale about a dog without a tail
Sadist, Masochist, Murderer...
Safari and the Lion
Safety at Play: Swimming Pool
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Safety at Work - Overloaded Bike 004
Safety at Work - Overloaded Bike 005
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Safety at Work - Overloaded Boat 005
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Safety at Work - Overloaded Cart 004
Safety at Work - Overloaded Cart 008
Safety at Work - Overloaded Cart 011
Safety at Work - Overloaded Horse-003
Safety at Work - Overloaded Lorry-001
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Safety at Work - Overloaded Train 006
Safety at Work - Overloaded Truck - 001
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Safety at Work - Painter 001
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Safety at Work Saving Fuel
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Safety at Work: All Aboard - Far Too Many…
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Safety at Work: Overloaded Van of Bikes
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Safety at Work: Safety Helmet-005
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Safety at Work: Special Delivery
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Safety at Work: Tea Break in the Shade
Safety at Work: Tower Scaffolding
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Samurai's and Flies
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School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
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Shamus and Murphy Were Skint and Fancied…
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Steve Jobs, Ceo
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Story of a Challenged Senior
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Su Wong Marries Lee Wong...
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Susan’s Washing Machine Breaks Down…
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Symptoms of Being over 30
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Thanksgiving Turkey Glad to See Me
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That was not my wish
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The Bad and Ugly King Had a Beautiful Girl…
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The Beer Scooter
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The Human Body has 206 Bones
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The Rules of Chocolate.....
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The Senility Prayer
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The Voice .......
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The Wedding Night
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The Wife's Telephone Number
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The Wisdom You can Find on Toilet Walls
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The Woodpecker Might Have to Go!
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The World Will End
The World's Funniest Joke -- Official...
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Ther Retired Gynecologist Switches Careers…
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There Will Be Pain
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They Even Knew in the Good Old Days
They Have a Word for It As Well
They Met in Hell...
They Walk Among Us!
Thibodeaux Takes a Trip to Paris
Things I Learned in the South..........
Things Not to Say Before, After or During…
Things Only a Mom Can Teach
Things that Are Difficult to Say when You're…
Things to Ponder
This cannot be true
This Guy and his Newlywed Wife...
This is Mythical and Deep.
This is No Joke
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This Poem of the Year
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This Won't Hurt A Bit...
Thomas the Pianist Tomcat
Thought for Today
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Tiagra for when 18 Holes in Not Enough
Tim and Sam
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To Make a Woman Happy; a Man Only Needs…
To Most Christians the Bible is Like...
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Today’s Inspirational Lesson
Toilet Closed Warning
Tommy Cooper - Dont' Jump off the Roof Dad
Tommy Cooper - I Hit Your Dog
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Tonight There Will Be Two Feet of Snow
Too Bad that Bitching Does Not Make You...
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Too Much Stumbling...
Tooth Repossession Man
Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
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Top Drawer One Liners
Top Ten Edinburgh Fringe Festival One-liners…
Tourists Momento's - Another Groaner
Tragedy of the Dead Cat
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Trick or Treat
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True or False
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True Story Apparently from United Airlines
Trust Me a Guy Said
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Try These Top 10 Christmas Holiday Eating…
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Uk Credit Crisis Worsens
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Under The Influence
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Unfaithful Wife Caught by the Private Detective.
Update on Auntie’s Surgery
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Upgrade Iphone To Ipad For Free
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Usa States and Their Mottos
Usefulness of Fingers in Traffic
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Van Gogh's Family Tree
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Venn Diagram of Bruce Willis Sixth Sense
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Viagra Prescribed by the Doctor
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Walk on Water
Want to Live Longer?
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Watch the Man on the Left and Not the Girl
Water Vs Alcohol
Web Site Names Make a Difference
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What Is A Fox Pass?
What is the Shadow
What is Your Favorite Soap Opera
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What the State Motto Really should be...
What Women Can Get Away With: Part I
What you lose when you read Youtube comments
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What's for Breakfast?
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Whatever Happened to Sex, Drugs and Rock…
When a Lady Has To Fart
When a Woman Says I Love You.... Beware
When Bubba Wins the Lottery
When Did This Become Hotter
When English is your Second Language.....
When I Die I Want the Best
When I grow up
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When is It Time to Give Up Golf?
When It Comes to Sex
When It is Ok to Spank a Child
When It's Raining..
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When to Tip the Waiter
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Where Are We?
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Where Do Pets Come From? from the Book of…
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Where is My Ex
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Whips and Chains
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Who Is Next?
Who Needs Big Tits...
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
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Whoops After the Guy Had a Circumcision…
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Who’s your Daddy - from Manchester Women
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
Why Do Men Die First?
Why God Sends Rain to Mexico but Not the…
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Will We Ever Need this
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