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- 10 Fingers
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
100 Dollar Question
100 kisses
16 years
17 of the best !
20 Rules of Life Updated
20 shots of scotch
2012 - World Cannot End Because
21 st Century...
23rd Psalm
25 Reasons Selling is Better Than Sex
5 steps to survive a boring meeting
8 months pregnant
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- A band to blow you away
A beautiful message about growing old
A big boy like you shouldn’t be crying
A big-city lawyer...
A birthday present for my son
A Birthday reminder
A birthday wish for my son
A Bit of Physics Humour
A Blond Father
A blonde was summoned to court to...
A blonde's last word.
A Boob Poem
A bottomless pit
A bowl of chili
A Brand New Small Car for Women
A Brazillian Wax Job - OUCH
A bride's first night confession
A bunch of guys were working
A Burger with cheese please
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- A cardiologist's funeral
A cat named Jesus?
A cat named lucky
A cat scan
A Christmas gift
A cigarette shortens your life by...
A circus magician
A computer instructor's observation
A Convicted Felon....
A couples first night
A cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
a cowboy and the indians
A cowboy buys condoms
A daughter's letter from her college to…
A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
A definition of globalization...
A Desert Love Story
A dinner conversation that went wrong
A dinner date with the girl of his dreams
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- A discussion on the Hereafter
A doctor in Texas
A doggie tail - another groaner
A dogs dilemma
A duck hunter gets shot
A duck hunter’s early start
A Duke was hunting in the forest
A fairy was asked to grant a wish but...
A Farang came out of a toilet...
A farmer buys a condom
A farmer was selling his peaches door to…
A Father explains the Facts of life
A father's advice to his son
A few answers to commonly asked pregnancy…
A few short jokes
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A fricken Elephant
A friend’s empathy
A German Tourist Walks Into a McDonalds
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- A goaner about Penny the saleslady
A good reason to drink and not drive
A gorilla chimp and a monkey under a cocunut-tree
A Grandmother's Letter to her Grandson
A granny goes a visiting
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee...
A guaranteed quick get rich scheme
A guy from Kansas dies
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked...
A guy offers to buy a drink
A guy was playing golf one day
A Gynecologist’s hand after thirty years…
A heart rending story and a compassionate…
A Hermaphrodite
A Horny Old Geezer
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts…
A John Cleese message to all USA citizens
A joke from South Africa
A Kiwi who got his priorities right
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- A lady of the night goes to a new trick-cyclist
A Lesson to be learnt from an ant
A letter home from scout camp...
A letter to God
A letter to my loving husband
A Linguistic Professor in A Lecturer about…
A lion was getting married...
A Little Boy's Prayers
A little girl asks where does poo come from?
A little girl was out with her grandmother...
A little old lady in court
A little old lady is walking...
A little old lady with a farting problem
A little old lady with failing eyesight
A little problem with accents
A little tribute to a man who made a difference:…
A Load of Blarney about the Irish Blarney…
A lonely guy...
A lot of weight and super heavy
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- A love story..
A lucky Las Vegas gambler.
A man and a woman were having drinks,,,
A man goes to his doctors...
A man goes to the doctor and says ‘Doc;…
A man goes to the doctors...
A man is driving down the road and breaks…
A man moves into a nudist colony.
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and...
A man walks into a public toilet...
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue…
A man went into the proctologist's office…
A man went to the doctor...
A man went to the police station
A man went to visit
A man with a dog walks into a bar
A man's car broke down one night in the…
A married couple in their early 60s
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- A married man went off for the weekend with…
A MBB aeronautic development engineer told…
A message from God to the atheist professor
A Message from your Prime Minister
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker...
A Minister, Priest and a Rabbi were skinny…
A Modest Essay
A mother and her young inquisitive son were…
A mother buys a present for her son
A Natural Process
A near miss for the pedestrian
A new cure for worms
A new ending for an old fairy tale.
A new kind of car
A new phenomenom called EMOONING
A New Sin
A new tax to balance the budget?
A new twist to a current situation
A new way to beat alcohol limit issues while…
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- A news reporter on an assignment met up…
A nice daddy
A night out for Dave and his wife
A Night With "The Girls"
A novel way to exercise your pet
A Pantyhose Riddle
A penny for your thoughts
A Pilot's Story
A Pom at Australian Customs
A Post Office Worker
A Prayer for the Stressed
A present for the wife
A princess is walking along...
A Professon lectures on the evils of marijuana
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to…
A rabbit walks into a bar...
A randy wife's request to her husband
A real groaner
A Retired Italian Wine Make Confession
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- A rich young man meets young, beautiful…
A riddle
A Rough Night
A Scottish Minister
A sign of true love and affection
A sign that you are getting old
A Special 25th Wedding Anniversary Present
A talent scout
A Talking Parrot
A talking parrot on an aeroplane
A teacher’s quandary
A telephone conversation
A test for the chef
A Texan's answer to Welfare
A Thailand Love Story
A time to think outside the box
A time when grammar is really important
A timeless lesson on how consultants can…
A Tip for Your Caddy?
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- A tip from a Geordie
A Touching Love Story
A tragedy avoided
A tribute to a Master
A trouble shared
A truly 'touching' story
A truly amazing and heroic story
A Truly Inspirational Tale Of Kindness
A very fishy groaner to beat them all
A very good vitamin C source
A very short story
A Viagra advert that should get first prize
A vicar books into a motel
A Visit To The IRS - Internal Revenue Service?
A Welsh Love Story
A wife's lover who was caught naked by her…
A Wise Old Man
A woman goes shopping in Big W
A woman goes to the doctor...
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- A woman meets a handsomely gorgeous man…
A woman scorned...
A Woman Walks into a Bar
A woman was driving into a small town
A Woman was out golfing one day when she…
A woman writes to the IT Technical support…
A Yank, Jap and a Racist die
A young boy, about eight...
A young clergyman
Aberdonians
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes
Abstain from Sex
Accident report
Actual call centre conversations
Actual Employee Evaluations
Adam and Eve
Adam got caught speeding yesterday.
Adam was created first...
Admit it - this would scare the ...
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- Advantages of being colour blind
Adventures in punctuation
Advertisement for Durex
Advice from a father to his soon to be married…
Advice from a sex therapist
Aeroplane crash
After a long night of making love...
After a visit to a massage parlour
After the baby was born
After the first blind date
After the honey
After the Honeymoon
After the oilfield blowout
After the operation
After the sermon
Air traffic controllers
Airport Security Check
Airshow Disaster
Airspace violation protocol
- Ali
- Alice Smiths’s first dental appointment
All Done
All I Know About Computers I Learned From…
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned…
All three were wrong
All Torn-up
Alternative solution to airport full-body…
Always check
Always check the label
Always check your child's homework
Always practise safe sex
Always the lawyer..
Amazing Computer Geek
American Movie Rating System Explained
Amish and Elevator
An 80 Year Old Man
An Act of Charity
An actual Craig's List Peronals Ad
An Adolescent Observation
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- An Arab student sends email to his dad
An archeological teams’s recent discovery…
An Aussie went into an empty bar...
An Australian Genie!
An Australian soldier’s wife confesses
An Economist Was Leaving His Office Building
An effective diet
An Eggplant
An elderly couple were celebrating their…
An elderly spinster a dog in heat and the…
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian
An English Tourist in Cardigan, Wales
An excited Little Johnny returns from the…
An iPhone that does not need batteries
An Irish Widow Confesses
An Irishman and his leprechaun
An Irishman at the Pearly Gates
An Irishman's Life Philosophy
An ironic porcupine fable
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- An old man had a surprise
An old owl....
An out of work salesman spent months planning
And he said...
Anger Control
Anger Management, I do feel better!!!
Angry Motorist
Angus Broon of Glasgow...
Animal conscription
Another confession
Another crude one about a fat lady and her…
Another from Technical Support
Another miracle: Water to Wine
Another one for the Brits - an A-Z of Essex…
Another one for the golfers
Another one for the Nerds
Another pint of heavy for Hughie from Glasgow
Another problem caused by deforestation
Another sign of our times
- Ano
- Another Speeding Motorist Is Caught
Another surgeon
Another welcome home
Any objection to...?
Apparently She Knows You
Are you a believer in God and Jesus?
Are you a party animal?
Are you an American?
Are you included in the following one hundred?
Are you prepared for this winter
Are you too young to have noticed these…
Arguing on the internet
Arnie and Tiger
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the…
Art critic
As I Mature
At Any Given Moment:
At The Club
At the Florist
- At
- At the Urologist's
AT&T reception and another satisfied…
Aussie housewife slipped in the bathroom
Aussie logic
Australian Letter of the Year
Aviation testing the strength of an airplane…
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- B & Q Job Application
Back at School and the joys of education
Back in the good old days when RawPower
Back to school
Bad Day For The Undertaker
Bad memory
Bad Timing
Bad words
Ballmer Peak
Bank Robber
Bastard!
Batteries
Be careful in English pubs
Be careful with superglue
Be Happy
Be prepared
Be prepared for this interview question
Beach surfer
Bear facts
- Bea
- Beautiful Girl
Beauty lies in the eyes of Beer Holder
Bed Time Story
Beer
Beer Cannon Montage
Beer glasses
Beer in the eyes of babes
Beer quotations
Beer- the cure for everything
Before and After Marriage
Being Totally Honest:
Believe it or not , These are real 911 calls!
Benny the Motorcyclist
Best and Last
Best Android Feature to Beat iPhone
Best comeback line ever?
Best feelgood of all time...
Best gym advert ever
Best joke from a British competition
- Bes
- Best mate
Best Menopause Question Ever
Best mother-in-law joke
Best number plate ever?
Best tattoo in the World
Best Venn Diagram Ever
Bet you cannot say these colors
Beware - crude but funny
Beware of bloody cloud computing
Beware of predictive text
Beware of the Social Network Evolution
Beware Tech Support do not put you on hold
Beware when you come home!
Beware, will offend most people
Bicycle...
Big Concern
Big game warning from Mozambique
Big Mac Index
Big strong man wanted
- Big
- Biggest difference between music and porn
Biggest Lies and Porky Pies
Bike lock fails
Bill and Sam the long term buddies
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates, Don't…
Bill Cosby Quotes
Bill Gates vs. General Motors (GM)
Billy Connolly Quotations
Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about…
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Billy Connolly's Desiderata........ excerpt…
Birthday gifts for Mom from her three sons
Birthday Wishes
Black woman with one white boob and one…
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit…
Blessings
Blonde at work and wanted a few days off…
Blonde completing her passport application
Blonde jokes, questions and answers
- Blo
- Blonde phonecall
Blue Balls
Bob Hill and his wife Betty are vacationing…
Bobbitt Family Update
Body Language
Books read by teenagers
Bra sizes Explained
Bran muffins
Breakfast Joke
Breaking News: Man killed on golf course
Breaking News: Presidential Ticket Announcement
Breast feeding - it rocks
Breasts or legs
Brilliant idea for Ebay
British One Liners
British Weather
Broken Fence in DC
Broken Leg
Brotherly love on the golf course
- Bro
- Browser comparison with different modes…
Bulletin Board Addiction
Bulletin Board Ideas
Bumper stickers
Burglar Deterrent
Buying my first condoms
By Gum!
By Gum!
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- C+++ creator, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an…
Cairo joke of the day!
Call to Prayer
Calling in Sick
Calm down
Calm down Bro’
Can I See Your License Please?
Can this marriage be saved?
Can you answer this question
Can you beat this kid's logic
Can you identify the facial expressions…
Can you picture a slice of pizza in the…
Can you read this !!??
Can you remember when you were young
Can you spot this interesting observation?
Can You Wait Three Months
Can't Miss Pick-Up Lines
Canadian National Lottery - True Story
Captain Rudolf Larrson
- Cap
- Captain's Announcement
Captains Log
Caption Contest
Car Accident
Cartoons of Life
Catholic Parrots
Cats like to snuggle in warm places
Caught in the act
Ceiling mural in smoker's lounge
Cell Mates
Chance meeting at the supermarket
Change of name
Charades
Charles Atlas
Charles noticed the mother and child in…
Charles playing golf
Chasing Chicks
Chat up line
Chat up line overheard in a bar
- Cha
- Chatting up on the beach
Chatup line
Cheap electric toothbrush
Cheap skate buying perfume for his wife
Cheating patient
Check your stress factor here
Cheers to the footballers when they score
Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes
Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream
Chick magnet
Chicken surprise
Children's Science Exam answers.
Chinese Torture
Choking
Christmas Eve we can stay at home
Christmas fungi celebratation
Christmas Quickies
Christopher Columbus's first words
Chubby Brown quotes and quotations from…
- Chu
- Chuck Norris
Cinderella was now 95 years old.
City Boy
Clean underwear
Cleaning Poem
Colonoscopies are no joke
Colour Test - how many times before you…
Comatose Grandma Sitter
Coming out of the closet
Coming to an airport near you
Complaints from Animals
Compliments that get surprising results
Computer Dependency Test
Computer diagnosis from a urine sample
Computer help desk support calls revisited
Computer message - Fatal Error
Computer Printer Repair
Computer programming facts, humour and subtle…
Computer quotes
- Com
- Computer Terminology
Computer Users
Computers & Internet - General - Get…
Conans advice to Mubarak
Condom packaging
Condoms: Interesting piece of history.
Confession from a UPS delivery man
Confessions
Confucious says
Confucius says...
Confused Scots man at the loo
Congratulations - you have won
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE…
Consider yourself warned.
Consultants in the restaurant
Cool biker chick
Corny jokes about farmers
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Wisdom from Will Rogers
- Cos
- Cosmetic Surgery
Cosmetic Surgery - the Boob Job
Cosmetic Surgery - The Full Works
Cosmetic Surgery in the most Intimate of…
Could you pass this alcohol influence test
Council job application
Country Funeral . . .
Couple on their first date
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly…
Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain
Cowboy in a gay bar
Cowboy in Texas
Cowboy Logic
Cowboys, Indians and Muslims!
Crabs
Crazy Wife?
Creation explained like never before
Creation of God's country
Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Cro
- Crocodile tears
Cross examination by a defense attorney
Cruise Ship
Culling the Coyotes
Cure for Swine Flu Fever
Curtain Rods.... a happy ending
Customs declarations
- D
- Daddy, how did I come into this world?
Damaging food
Darling have you ever cheated on me?
Darling when we make love do you...
Darwin Awards
Dating in the 60s
Dave’s mother-In-law problem
David Beckam horse riding
David is to be returned to Italy
Days before Christmas
Dead Penguins
Deadly Habits
Dear Abby letters
Dear Diary,
Dear Mr President Obama
Dear Yahoo
Deer hunter and his blonde wife
Deer Hunting
Definition of a slut
- Def
- Definitions Conflict
Delete Cookies
Demographic forecast of Europe 2015
Deodrant stick instructions
Depressed
Devil's Problem
Devolution of British maths teaching
Diagnosis
Did I offended you with my opinion?
Did I do that and a letter from the boss
Did this gorgeous girl knock on your door?
Did this happen after your wedding...
Did you enjoy the sex?
Did you hear about Ol' Blue
Did you know
Did you know the devil actually wears a…
Did you miss Happy Porn Day?
Did you see Santa in the nude?
Difference between the sexes
- Dif
- Different Nations Corporations
Different Thermometers
Dilbert quotes from company managers
Dirty Fork
Discrimination Against Batchelors
Distasteful jokes to pass some time......
Distressed Widow from Scotland
Disturbing Photos - Soldiers vs. Protestors…
Do all teenagers telephone like this
Do Crappie?
Do girls make you do this
Do Not touch
Do you agree that the world is in chaos?
Do you ever want to grab someone and
Do you have a deck chair?
Do you have a problem in your life
Do you have any last words
Do you know how to park
Do you know TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
- Do
- Do you know the BLINK method of pricing?
Do you know what a bucket seat is?
Do you know why all girls are like apples?
Do you know your brain size
Do you like my horoscope for today?
Do you realize that the only time in our…
Do you think this guy is
Doberman Dies
Doctor in Newfoundland
Doctor’s Second Opinion
Doctor's opinion
Doctor's orders
Doctor's prescription
Doctors
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
Does it scare you because you can pay off…
Doesn't he look happy
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
- Dog
- Dog inspection on parade
Dog's Letters to God
Doggie Style
Dogs and Bars
Don't beam me up yet Scotty...
Don’t forget to cancel your credit…
Don't Be An Oxymoron...
Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman
Don't you love me no more
Donald and Daisy's first night
Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking
Double jointed
Down on the Farm
Down under
Download music goto jail card
Dream keyboard for a Nerd
Drink to that
Drink up - the beers are on me!
Drinking and driving can be extremely dangerous!!!
- Dri
- Driving
Drug overdose
Drunk driver
Drunken stupor
Duck walks into a bar...
Dumb Blonde Waitress?
Dustman calls to collect the dustbin
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- E-Bay help
E-Bay Ripoff!!
Ear ear
Early retirement bonus
Easy?
eBay removes Harrier jump jet...
Economics simplified
Edinburgh Fringe Festival winning jokes
Eight Iron
Elephant Joke
Embarrassing Medical Exams
Emergency Appointment
Emergency Call - 911
Encore
Encyclopaedia Britannica advertised in the…
English and Irish man joke
English is a crazy language.
English language...
Equality at its best
- Esc
- Escaped Murderer
Essential laptop repair options
Essex girls moved to Glasgow?
European Financing
Eve's side of the story
Even more bumper stickers
Even more one-liners
Every breath you take
Everything is going to be alright
Evil mutant attack squirrel of death
Evolution of the sexes
Excerpts from a book called Disorder in…
Extracts from police car video arrests
- F
- Facebook is like...
Facebook is the second most popular word
Facebook update
Facebook Venn Diagram of news feeds and…
FaceBook Warning about your EX
Facebook warning messages
Facts about reindeer and Father Christmas
Facts of life learnt from a calendar
Fair is Fare
Family golf story
Family togetherness.............
Famous composers and movie stars
Famous for a day
Fancy Dress Party
Far too many have this superpower
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Fast forward to 2006
Fat free - for all those following a diet
Father O'Malley went to visit Patrick Shanahan…
- Fat
- Father to his son:
Father?
Fatherly Advice from the Marriage Counselor
Fatherly Advice from the Priest
Fatherly advice to his daughter
Federal Government employee performance…
Feelings
Female Asian aging process
Female benefits....
Female Logic
Female pilot
Female Prayers
Feminine Logic
Fight with the Little Woman
Finally Learned What Service Means
Finally, A Blonde Guy Joke!
Financial Difficulties
Find the Ad!
Fire fighters
- Fir
- First Day At School
First night and still a virgin after being…
First Night for the newly married virgin…
First Prize for The Wildest Family Christmas
First timer
First Woman President of the USA
Fit for the Job
Fitness and health observations
Five jumps a week
Five sales people
Five surgeons are discussing who has the…
Five Tips For A Woman
Flight attendants
Flight attendants announcements
Flight tower conversation at Dublin’s…
Flow chart of a serenity prayer
Flu update
Food Shortage
For my 75th birthday my wife gave me...
- For
- For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy…
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
For wine lovers and connoisseurs
Fore!
Forgive your enemies.....
Formality to ask for daughter’s hand
Fortunate
Fortune telling weighing machine
Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates…
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were…
Four Catholic men and a...
Four good lessons to remember
Four Nuns with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
Fourth Marriage
Frank and his new rifle
Frank and the dwarf
Free beer
Free Brake Test
Free Sex With Petrol Station Fillup
- Fre
- Free strips of paper
Friends working in the sawmill
Friendship tested to the limit
Friendship, Men vs Women
From 'Monty Python'
From now on I resign from being an adult
From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
From the mouth's of babes
From the mouths’ of darling babies
Funny Motor Insurance Claims
Funny shop names
Funny Story, possibly true?
Funny tales about safe working procedures…
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- G W Bush was sleeping when suddenly he awoke
Gassing Up
Gasthof zum Lowen Restaurant
Geek leak
Geek Logic
Genetic Result
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Geography of a woman
George W Bush visits a primary school...
George Washington and his troops
German Engineering
Get out of...
Get up on the wrong side of the bed
Getting A Round Of Golf, What to tell the…
Getting dressed after kindergarten
Getting even
Getting home - you just cannot win
Getting mugged
Girls about to explode out of their clothes
- Gir
- Girls are like a CD
God was planning on taking a vacation
Going Camping.....
Going Downtown
Going to Jail
Golf - will the man on the ladys tee
Golf and the two 'Gotchas!'
Golf balls
Golf caddies
Golf Grammar Lesson
Golf lessons
Golf Questions
Golf with a gorilla
Golf with a lady and four lawyers
Golfers be grateful
Gone doody
Gone Fishing
Gone to market - Love Pig
Good Driver
- Goo
- Good Lawyer
Good luck Mr Gorsky
Good manners and etiquette
Good News vs Bad News
Good News and Bad News for Fathers'…
Good News and Bad News from the Airline…
Google Adsense
Google reveals the cause of India’s…
Google search results
Google translate this
Google Whoops
Gorilla
Gorilla antics at the zoo
Gossip and the Test of Three
Got C’s or a D’s
Got pulled by a cop today
Graffiti from a math nerd?
Graffitti
Grandmas are not right all the time
- Gra
- Grandpa and his grand-daughter
Grandpa is sitting half-naked on the porch
Grandparents and kids
Grant me Serenity
Graveside Service
Great modern time philosophers
Great Tshirts for Seniors
Greek Style
Greener Grass...
Groaner about a Honda motorcycle.
Gross but Innovative
Grounds for Divorce?
Growing up
Guaranteed for a lifetime
Guaranteed peace at last
Guardian Angel
Guess who one the bet.
Gun Logic 101
Guns, doctors and lawyers
- Guy
- Guy with a girlfriend named Lorraine - another…
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- H2O: Dangerous Chemical!
Hair
Halloween Party
Handy Latin Phrases by Phil Brodie
Happiness is sharing...
Happy Fall
Happy Father's Day
Hard to argue with Indian wisdom...
Harley Davidson
Harry Potter’s 3rd Bride
Harry the Eagle
Harry the painter
Has this ever happened to you on a pub crawl?
Has this ever happened to you?
Have a Happy Period.
Have you been a good girl?
Have You Ever Danced?
Have you ever done this?
Have you ever heard this
- Hav
- Have you ever seen a baby porcupine?
Have you ever typed this?
Have you made this mistake?
Have you noticed the new wireless technology
Have you seen any spiders
Have you seen this girl?
Have you tried this at home?
Have you tried this Facebook new feature
Have you tried this on a debt collector?
Have you tried this really great new drink
Have you tried this?
Health & Fitness - Factfile. Questions…
Health & Fitness - Old Age - Dangerous…
Health Warning from the National Health…
Hearing aid and perception
Heart Attack
Heart attacks
Heart broken
Heart Murmur
- Hea
- Heaven
Heights of revenge !!!!!
Help desk
Help hubby
Her Own Way
Her Prayers answered
Here is something even most car buffs probably…
Here’s an interesting dilemma
Here's one for all the Nerds in our life
Here's one for farangs in Asia
Hilarious quotes concerning the better half
Himalayan road signs
Hired help
Holiday couple in Spain
Hollywood Squares
Holy Joes Desiderata
Home Alone
Honeymoon confessions
Hope you can solve this
- Hos
- Hospital jokes
Hospital patient
House Trained
Housework
How Come?
How did you get the injury?
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
How do you spend your Chrstmas time?
How do you unlock the door?
How Father Murphy fixed his leaking church…
How fights start with Wife
How hot is it in Hell?
How little Johnny sold toothbrushes
How Logical is the English Language?
How many alzheimers patients doe it take
How many of these put a smile on your face?
How Many Slices of Toast for Breakfast
How much is too much
How much will it cost for...
- How
- How not to post a newpaper advertisement…
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
How the internet was all started, it is…
How the world works lately…
How to feel really good
How to ask for a pay-rise
How to be a really nice guy
How to be cruel to old guys
How to Dump a Man
How to get 3 days off?
How to get to Heaven
How to help a Lesbian have a baby
How to hold on while the train is in motion…
How to keep a woman happy vs how to keep…
How to keep fit for the elderly...
How to place the right person in the right…
How to print from an iPad
How To Recycle a Condom...
How to save the airlines by Tiger Woods
- How
- How to Spell Putt
How to stop smoking
How to subtly mention your iPhone when picking…
How to talk about men and still be politically…
How to trim your bush
How to turn a woman on
How to turn your man on.....
Humorous Computer Technical Support Stuff
Humour
Hurt?
Husband down in aisle one
Husband's dilemma in watching porn versus…
- I
- I already paid
I am called a Princess
I am getting so old that...
I am not falling for that one
I believe in having sex on the first date
I bet you can't...
I bet you never saw
I can make your girlfriend scream louder
I can’t play football
I feel pretty
I got a phone call today.
I got banned from Ebay
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I have nothing to offer but blood
I know my drinking capacity
I listed the Government as a dependent on…
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I took my old dad shopping...
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I walked past a mental hospital today...
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I was just visiting some friends
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I would like coffee please
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- Idl
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Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
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If Only they Had a Jewish Mother
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If there is anyone here who knows why these…
If you are having a bad day remember it…
If you can understand this
If You Love Someone . . .
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iFamily Quartet - iPhone, iPad, iPod, iPaid
Im memory of Leonard Ball who hated fat…
In a thousand years archeologists will believe
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In Pharmacology.............
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Indian Mating Season
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Insulted By A Druggist
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Insurance claim for the lawyer and the engineer
Interesting Appraisal Review Letter by HR…
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Internet proverbs
- Int
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iPad Pro
iPad vs stone
iPad was made like this
iPads Half Price - Don't Miss Out
iPhone 4 - simple fix for hand holding problem
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iPhone accepts new challenge
iPhone amazing new feature
iPhone ancestors had tails and buttons
iPhone battery problems solved
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iPhone has too many features
iPhone helps capture Osama Bin Laden
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iPhone pinch and zoom does not work...
iPhone Protection
iPhone speaker amplifier
iPhone4 losing signal solution - [SOLVED]
iPresents for all the iFamily
Ireland Declares War on France
Irish border crossing
Irish Car Rescue Tragedy
Irish humour
Irish jokes.....oh dear!
Irish Traditional 18th Birthday Feat
Irish Virginity Test Kit
Ironic pictures that are worth a thousand...
Irrestible to all women
Is it always easier to tell the truth
Is it NSFW if you work in a...
Is it with or without a dash
- Is
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Is Sex Work Or Play?
Is Socialism a Joke?
Is that rain?
Is there a god?
Is there a Santa Clause
Is there life after death?
Is this Racism?
Is This The Vet?
Is this where they went wrong?
Is this why you use PayPal
Is this your life - repent now
Is your brain a wonderful organ?
Is your Dad home?
It is better to have loved and lost
It is important for men to remember that…
It is not polite
It is only a small error
It looks like you are installing windows
- It
- It was a miracle
It’s the Conga
It's all in the colours
It's always the kids that suffer
It's an age thing
Its the law
- J
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Jane and Arlene
Jaws and the newly weds
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing.
Jesus works in mysterious ways
Jewish divorce
Job frustration support group
Job interview for lion tamers in a circus
Job Interview with three remaining candidates
Job’s Worth On Shoreditch High Street,…
Johnny again
Johnny and his train set
Johnny at the auction
Jokes for men
Judge and the Prostitute
Judgement day is here so...
Just a Little More
Just arrived in town and all alone
Just between us!
- Jus
- Just call me Mr Iron Man
Just fixed my computer and now...
Just Fred gets stopped by the traffic police…
Just got an SMS
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Just look at this big butt
Just married and...
Just no pleasing some people!
Just the one wish
- K
- K37 - the empty seat in the Manchester United…
Kicked in the crotch
King Arthur and the Witch:
King Frederick II Visit To A Jail
Koala & lizard (An Australian Tale)
- L
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Ladies Man
Ladies Night Out
Language Arts Class Student gets the right…
Last night I was...
Last night in the pub
Last Will and Testament
Late Eighties
Latest advice from my stockbroker
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Law
- Law
- Law enforcement Recruitment question
Laws of Golf
Lawyer jokes
Lawyer off for a weekend with a his friend
Lawyers and charity
Leading professor's sexual behaviour lecture
Learn from the Discovery Channel
Learning to live togoether
Lent with Bubba
Leroy and Tyrone discussing marital problems
Leroy from Port Antonio
Letter from a deep sea diver to his sister
Letter from the husband leaving his wife…
Letter of Complaint to the Railway
Letter to the Grim Reaper
Letters from son at college to his father
Letters to Santa Claus
Levels of stress
Lie Detector
- Lie
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Life explained
Life in the Australian Army
Life is like a hot bath
Life is short so play naked
Life is short……………..if it needs…
Life is too short to
Light at the end of the tunnel
Like Father Like...
Like Lightning
Lil' Johnny and Lil' Suzie were walking
Linda Lykes
Lipstick in School
Lisa was called to serve for jury duty...
Literally
Literally in Arabic
Litlle Johnny and his dog that ate the homework
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Little Green Frogs
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Little Johnny And The Circus Clown
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Little Johnny drawing
Little Johnny explains paranoia to his teacher
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Little Johnny in class learning about the…
Little Johnny in his Biology Class
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Little Johnny is Very Scared
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Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
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Little Johnny’s Black Eye
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Little Sarah
Little Sister
Liver & cheese
Living in harmony
Lobster and the crab are in love
Logic
Logic from 'the suit'
Logical Thinking
Lola's Graduation
London Times Obituary
Look at the Hooters on this!
Losing his load
Lost and famished in the forest
Lost my virginity to a girl
Lost Purse
Lost the bet
- Lot
- Lots of Patience
Lou Costello Calls to Buy a Computer
Louisiana Law
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Love Story
Love will tear us apart again
Lucky 5
Luke Skywalker is suddenly awakened
Lumber purchase
- M
- Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out…
Mad Cow Disease Theory
Magic Wand
Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his Magnum…
Major breakthrough!!!
Make sure they get your name.
Makes Perfect Sense
Making it Last
Making love by the French, Irish and the…
Mammogram test preparation exercises
Man of the House
Man’s Best Friend
Manana, Manyana
Manure
Maori (New Zealand) Legends
Marital Sexual Problem
Marriage Bliss
Marriage councellor's solution
Marriage or Fish license?
- Mar
- Marriage quotations and observations
Marvellous Answer
Mathematics Test
Mathmatical knowledge of the American public
Maud, Mavis and Ethel
Maybe a flaw in the white minority attitude
Maybe an Hemophiliac
Maybe if guns kill people then
maybe this is the real problem
Maybe this will get the message across
Maybe this will make you save energy
Me Mudder
Medical Examination of the Young Newly Wed
Medical Definitions from the Irish
Medical research has confirmed...
Meet the computer twins, Cut & Paste
Memorable Words From Politicians
Memory test for the three elderly gentlemen
Mental Health Ponderisms
- Men
- Mental test
Message in a Bottle
Message VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Mexican Jews
Midas Touch
Midget with a speech impediment
Might as well
Military Humour
Millions of years ago...
Miscellaneous - A Walking Economy
Mission accomplished
Misunderstanding
Moan!
Moans
Modern day changes to life and channels
Mom - What does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
Mom can I...
Monday morning sickness
Monkey business explained
- Mon
- Montana State Trooper on patrol
Moods of the sexes
More amazing but useless facts
More commentator bloomers
More Groaners
More Political Speak and some George Bushisms
More Quickies
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Motel of the future
Mother-in-law Jokes
Movie Test to guess your favourite movie
Mozart Beyond the Grave
Much to their surprise the virgins awaiting…
Mum's favourite at feeding time
Murphy's Car is Stolen
Murphy's laws
Murphy's Laws of Sex
Murphy's notable quotes:
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- Murphy's Technology Laws
Musical Monks
Mute Tourette's Syndrome
My apologies to .........
My best friend
My Birthday Present from Hubby
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My Daddy Smokes
My Dear Husband
My Dixie wrecked.
My dog is now on State Welfare
My dyslexic mate
My first condom
My Generation
My Guess Is She's married...
My local pub is best
My mother taught me...
My Mum says they have teeth
My name is dave
- My
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My New Year's Wish
My one armed friend
My Resimay
My shrink reckon it all started when I was...…
My son did It
My wife thinks I'm stupid and
My wife threatened to leave
- N
- Naming the Baby
Nancy Reagan's letter to John Hinkley
National Orgasm Day
Naughty Parrot
Necessary Gift for Christmas
Nelson at Trafalgar
Nelson Mandela "You Sign";
Never lose a small young relative
Never too old for Lego
New Bumper Stickers
New business is booming
New Definitions
New drugs are now Facebook, Youtube and…
New eye test
New Fashion
New Knob Face Lift Procedure
New Living Will Form
New name for a beer
New Postit Note
- New
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New Virus Alert
News Flash: Marine Stabbed by Suspected…
Niagraa Falls Tour Guide
Nick Griffin again!
Nineteen things I have learnt
No baby talk please
No Bonking!
No calls
No crack
No laughing matter
No matter how old you are
No more emails from me
No more excuses...
No Nursing Home for me
No senior discounts...
No smoking in this area unless
No work today
Noah's Ark
- Nom
- Nominated as the best short joke this year....
Normal?
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi…
Nostalgia
Not a Joke but an Oldies Music Quiz instead
Not one to complain...
Not only have you got mail
Not Paying for a Drink
Not quick enough to stop it
Not Right
Not Too Old Yet......
Nothing Really Matress
Now I know
Now I know how to make love
Now I know where chickpeas come from
Now this is what some would call a very…
Now you Know How I Feel
Now you know why
Nude pictures
- Num
- Number of the Beast 666
Nun and a Priest
Nymphomaniac Convention
- O
- Obama T-shirt
Obituary about Larry La Prise, the man who…
Obituary submitted by wife about her deceased…
Ode to marriage: Marrying Opposites
Of course it will
Offside rule explained to women
Oh dear! I'm very sorry
OH how I wish that
Oh how I wished this was possible
Oh shit!
Oh, that Frank
Old
Old Age
Old and Best Joke from Ancient Rome
Old Butch the Rooster
Old Dog
Old English joke about a hobo
Old Fred's hospital bed
Old Hollywood Squares
- Old
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Old postcards
Old Spot just died
Old Squid (sailor)
Ole the Artist
Ole the farmer buys a new cow from Nordakota…
Olympic condoms
Olympic Games 2012
Olympic wrestlers
OMG I totally forgot it was fathers day
On arrival in Hell
On arriving late at home
On no not another Puerto Rican!!!
On the Bus.
On the plus side
On the way to get married
Once there was a beautiful woman...
Once upon a time
One day in the Garden of Eden ...
- One
- One for Halloween?
One for the Brits about Sean Connery and…
One for the Brits' about the new EU…
One for the Brits' about the suspected terrorist…
One for the Scholars - How to Translate…
One for the Scots...
One for the Scousers
One from the Philipines
One liners from Sunny
One liners version: 001
One liners version: 002
One liners version: 003
One liners: B - D
One Night In A Bar
One night while laying in bed
One night, a horny old geezer...
One Upmanship Between Ladies
One, Two, Three
One-liners on Marriage - Researched by Alan…
- Onl
- Only happens once in a lifetime
Only in Texas
Only in Texas visits Niagara
Open the door and let me in...
Optical illusion
Oral sex
Orchestra Drummer
Organic
Orgasm types
Osama Bin Laden meets a female Genie of…
Out Of The Frying Pan & Into The Deep…
Outhouse repairs
Overheard in a San Francisco Elementary…
Overheard in the Barbers Shop
Overheard in the supermarket
Oxymorons galore
- P
- Paddy
Paddy and Murphy went to London
Paddy Murphy walks ino his local
Paddy Murphy's wife was having a baby
Paddy takes the Irish accountantancy exam
Paddy takes the Irish math test
Paddy was walking through...
Pain remedy for the little sister
Parking fine
Parrot chute
Partners
Party clown replacement
Party on Friday night
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight
Passing a football
Passing Time
Password!!
Pauline''s Knickers
Pay Rise
- Pen
- Pencil
Penis facts
Perfect Puns
Perfume
Perhaps one of the most interesting and…
Perhaps your only chance
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
Pessimist or Optimist
Pete - Aw #%#% - Is that you
Peter Kaye-isms., True. For those that may…
Petrol substitute
Phone Sex
Piano
Pick Three Hymns!!!
Pick up line?
Pilot's Fatherly advice to his son
Pinch my nipples
Piracy is not theft
Planting the seed...
- Pla
- Playing
Playing Cowboy
Playing with yourself in hospital
Please ban fox hunting in Colorado
Please forward this to 10 friends and...
Pleasure is a mental state
Poem for women
Poetry or Prose?
Poker Night
Police chase
Police find hidden crack
Police in Costa Brava
Policy
Political correctness
Politically incorrect
Politician Telling the Truth
Politics explained by a father to his son
Pommie in the crapper
Ponderables
- Pon
- Ponderism version 004
Ponderisms version: 001
Ponderisms version: 002
Poof! The light is on--
Pool with no Pee
Poor Dave
Poor Silly Bunny Rabbit
Pope and Jews - The Power of Interpretation
Poposal for the new emblem
Popular quotations and Thai translations
Position is everything
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
Potentially vs Realistically
Power of the Badge
Precautions before sex
Pregnant woman - Will it hurt much doctor?
Prepositions
Profound
Programming Is Like Sex
- Pro
- Programming languages compared with women
Proof that men just don't listen
Proof The World Is Nuts
Proper grammar
Prostate Cancer
Prostate test in Thailand
Prostatectomy
Proverbs - According to 6year olds
Psychiatrists vs. Bartender
Public apology
Public service announcements
Pulled by the police
Pulled over for going too slow
Pulled over in Georgia
Puns ver 002
Putting out the cat before leaving for a…
Pyramid of Jokes
- Q
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Quality
Quasimodo
Qucik answer
Question Clarification
Question: What is a b******d exactly?
Questions & answers
Quick One for the Brits'
Quick Thinking - Definitely
Quickie
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Quotations about age, aging, growing older,…
Quotations all about tax
Quotations from actual students essays
Quotations from Oscar Wilde
Quotations: Sir Winston Churchill
Quote of the day
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Quotes from Mark Twain
- Quo
- Quotes from modern programming experts
Quotes from some girls
Quotes from the management
Quotes I like
Quotes: Alfred E Neuman
- R
- Rabbi's sermon
Rabies
Rain on your parade
Random thoughts from 25-35 year old people
Raped by a Cricketer
Real answers taken over the years on Larry…
Real Estate Salesman's Honesty
Real letter to the bank
Real Life Cybersex
Real Notes to British Milkmen
Real Reason
Real Space Invaders
Really terrible leg
Reasonable wife
Reasons to be charitable
Recruiting for the Air Force
Red Cross
Red Skelton’s recipe for a perfect marriage
Redneck Airbag
- Red
- Reducing expenditure
Reducing your ration
Refund from Taco Bell
Register software
Relationships
Relationships Before And After
Remarkable coincidences
Remember those school field trips and farm…
Research results
Resistance is futile
Respect your Elders!
Rest In Peace
Restaurant customer orders a squid - groaner
Revenge of the finger
Right and Wrong
Rindercella
Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rock beats paper but nothing beats...
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
- Rod
- Rodney's one liners
Romantic rhymes
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden
Ronnie Barker's best lines
Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds
Roping A Deer------- (Names have been removed…
Rottweiler
Royal Navy Reports submitted by Mr Tim
Ruled you out
Rules for Writers:
Rules to live by version 001
Rules to live by version 002
Run and jump to make this timed photo
Russian Roulette played in Africa
Rye Bread
- S
- Sadist, masochist, murderer...
Safari and the Lion
Safe sex
Safety a work: All aboard - Far too many…
Safety a work: Ladder in stair-well
Safety a work: Scaffolding
Safety at Play: Swimming Pool
Safety at work: Can you spot this dangerous…
Safety at work: Extended ladder
Safety at Work: Facemask
Safety at work: Forklift and two ladders
Safety at Work: Forklift with Bomb
Safety at Work: Forklifts
Safety at work: Hedge trimming
Safety at work: Helping hands
Safety at work: Huge cockup
Safety at work: just when you think you…
Safety at Work: Ladder in water
Safety at Work: Overloaded
- Saf
- Safety at Work: PPC - Personal Protection
Safety at Work: Safety Helmet
Safety at work: Special Delivery
Safety at Work: Stairway to Heaven
Safety at work: Stepladder and a paint tin
Safety at work: Stepladder on ladder
Safety at Work: Street Lighting
Safety at Work: Street Lighting Again
Safety at Work: Suspended
Safety at work: Tea break in the shade
Safety at work: Tower scaffolding
Safety at work: Truck repairs
Safety at Work: Walk the Plank
Safety at Work: Welding Mask
Safety at work: you need the motor running
Salesman meets his wife in the hotel lobby
Same Doc?
Samurai's and Flies
Santa's sexual harassment trial
- San
- Santa’s email from a sweet, little girl
Sausage Factory
Saved by a professional
Saved by the...
Say NO to Cadburys merging with Nestle
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Science of living things
Scotsman at the dentist
Scottish Bar Stool
Searching For a Missing CIA Agent in Ireland
Seasonal Greetings
Second try!
Secret Men's stuff
Secuity Alert - Airport shut
Security Levels Around The World
See-through negligee fail
Senior Couple Engagement
Senior love story
Sentenced for Stealing
- Ser
- Service fee
Sex and Porn
Sex and the economy
Sex Dolls
Sex in the Irish Tradition
Sex is like a restaurant
Sex Life Insurance
Sex On Venus
Sex or Drugs?
Sexual harrassment will not be reported
Shamus and Murphy were skint and fancied…
Sharon's birthday present
Shipwreck survivors
Shipwrecked On A Desert Island
Shopping for a new sofa
Shopping for her very first bra
Shopping!
Should Have Quit...
Should you forward this joke?
- Sid
- Sid the Inventor
Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ,…
Signs of our times
Silent Treatment After The Honeymoon
Simon says...
Simple Bar Stool Economics
Simple sex problem solution
Simplified Management Flow Chart
Singing in the Shower
Sir, bring me Cakes and Ale
Sister Mary and the Priest
Six favorite could nots
Size does not matter
Sleeping Late
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus
Smart Dog
Smart kid
Smart kids
Smoking's Rights
- SMS
- SMS one liners
SMS sent from a bar
Snappy answers
Snow joke
Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs
Snowing heavily
Snowman and the proctologist
Snowplow warning
So who does Superman punch
SOA - Senior Online Abbreviations
Solve it to know it...
Solved - A loving present for the girlfriend
Solved - Obama check cashing problem
Some funny marriage quotes
Some important things to remember
some more puns and wise words
Some of the finest double entendres on British…
Some One-Liners From The Edinburgh Fringe…
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- Som
- Some Wonderful Proverbs:
Something to look forward to...
Sometimes it pays to be honest
Sometimes, I just do not understand my wife.........
Spaghetti
Spanish lessons
Speaking of Dying. . .
Special sandals
Speedy Morris
Spending Money in the USA
Spike Milligan
Spotted while on holiday in India
Squashed Frog
Squirrels At Church
Staff Christmas Party
Statistics
Staying out late...
Steve Job’s Latest Invention
Steve Jobs - iQuit my job at Apple
- Ste
- Steve Jobs arrives in heaven
Steve Jobs upgrades tablets
Steve Jobs, CEO
Still good friends
Stockmarket investments
Stop building these websites
Stop scratching
Stopped by the police again
Stopped by the police while driving home
Story of a Challenged Senior
Strange Cornwall Witch and the Hamster Story
Street vendor and the lawyer
Stress
Stress management
Stuck caravan
Student in the Literature Class
Stung by a bee while playing golf
Su Wong marries Lee Wong...
Suicide bomb on the beach
- Sum
- Summer is near
Sunday Morning Musings
Sunday Morning Sex
Sunshine!
Superman
Surgery for the height challenged man
Susan’s washing machine breaks down…
SUV Black Box Voice Recorders Last 16 Seconds…
Swim
Switching channels
Syllable lesson
Symptoms of being over 30
- T
- T-shirt slogans
Tae a far-apologies to Robbie Burns
Take a number
Take the Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
Taken for a Ride
Taking a female to bed
Talking frog
Tarot reader...
Tattoo on my mate's back
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not
Tech' support for online banking
Technical Support online help
Ten Commandments
Ten famous golf quotations
Ten Laws of Computing
Ten questions from the sexy school girl
Ten reasons the Economy is so bad
Ten rules to live by
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
- Ten
- Tensions of life...
Terrible Truths and other principles of…
Terrorist set free and given 50$ and a free…
Test to see which one is the blonde
Texas Itch
Thailand headlines
Thank God your are a man
Thank you, DeWalt!!!
Thanksgiving turkey glad to see me
That awkward moment
The cricket match
The environmentalist
The 'phone call
The (i)rate of exchange
The 8 Monkeys
The absolute best speeding excuse
The agronomist
The alligator
The Alternative Ten Laws of Computing
- The
- The American Constitution
The American Couple in Paris
The American Tourist and the Englishman…
The American tourist visits a castle
The Angry Husband
The angry wife
The anniversary present
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian
The Australian went a hunting...
The Australian, Irishman and the Scouser
The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl…
The barber and Community Service
The Battle of Trafalgar - revisited
The bear, rabbit and the golden frog
The bearer of bad news
The Beer Party Out in the Woods
The Beer Scooter
The beggar and his regular customer
- The
- The Best Bible Salesman
The best cure for persistent headaches!…
The best engine design
The best joke ever?
The Best Way To Get A Man...
The best woman to marry
The Big Black Book
The big night
The biker and the little old lady
The Bird
The Birthday Gift
The blind pilots
The bookmaker stopped at the Even Steven…
The bored couple
The bottle of wine
The boy who loved tractors - another groaner
The boyfriend
The brain is a wonderful organ
The bridegroom
- The
- The Bronze Rat
The budding actor
The building site
The burglar
The Busy Bar
The Butcher Dance - somebody must like this…
The cab driver....
The Call of Nature
The car boot sale
The Car I Drive
The casino
The change of plea
The chemist
The Christmas Present from the boyfriend…
The Christmas present from the husband who…
The Church Organist
The Church Testimony Meeting
The Circle of Life
The clothing salesman finally sold...
- The
- The colonel's order
The complaining customer
The Confession After the Honeymoon
The Cork
The corruption trial
The court ruling on Viagra being made available…
The Courting Couple
The Cowboy
The cowboy and the lesbian
The Current Financial Crisis
The cutest ass you will ever see
The Defendant's Testimony
The Diet of pool balls - a Groaner
The diet recommended by the doctor for the…
The difference between graduates
The Dinner Party
The dinner table conversation
The diplomatic husband
The Dirty Professor
- The
- The disappointed salesman retruns from the…
The divorce hearing
The doctor & the elderly man.
The doctor's prescription
The Doctors attitude to Rudd’s proposed…
The Doctors Waiting Room
The dog who liked melons
The Donkey that fell down the well...
The Dot - finally someone has cleared this…
The drunk staggered up to hotel reception…
The Dyslexic Cop
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture…
The elderly couple
The Electric Arm Replacement
The Elephant and the Crocodile
The elephant and the turtle
The Eleventh Commandment
The engineers and the accountants go to…
The Essex girl and her newborn baby
- The
- The Eternal Optimist
The expert's analysis
The facts of life
The failed young Law student and his professor
The family way
The Farmers Son in College
The father of the child
The female brain cell
The fifteen dollar Porche
The financial crisis on the street
The first date with a man that she had fancied…
The first man
The first night
The first witness
The flatmate
The Flight Stewardess
The gambler and the taxi-driver
The genie
The GI
- The
- The Giant Gorilla
The girl was cornered at a party
The girls' night out
The Golden Telephone
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The good fairy Godmother and the yellow…
The Grandfather went a Visiting
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The Grateful Painter
The Green Thing
The Hamster
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The Hi-Tech Milking Machine
The hinge and the teapot
The hired hand
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The hitchhiker
The Hotel Bill . . .
The Husband Store and The Wives Store Across…
The hypnotist at the Orpheum opening night
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The ideal orthopaedic bed for men
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The Importance of Walking
The incorrect email address.
The Indoctrination
The Inexperienced Curry Taster
The insurance claim
The intensive care patients
The interview for a salesman with an uncontrollable…
The interview with the candidate with little…
The inventor
The Irish petrol station
The Irish Way of determining parenthood
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The Jesus and Satan Competition
The Job Application
The kid
The last argument
The lawnmower
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The Lecture
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The lion and the gorilla
The little girl feeling sick in the church
The Little Turtle
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The Lonely Frog
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The Magical Frog
The man who forgot to buy his wife a Christmas…
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The Marvels of Modern Medicine
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The Merit Badge
The mistress
The Mongolian case of ...
The moral of the story
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The Nervous Newly Ordained Priest Learning…
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The Novice Journalist
The Number One Rule for a long and happy…
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The nun in Hooters
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- The
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The Nymphomanic and the Doctor
The oil shortage
The old gentleman walks into a bar
The Old Hunter
The old man
The old man and his young bride
The old man and his young wife
The operation
The Other Mills
The paratrooper
The Pastor's Cat
The patch
The Pearl Necklace Gift
The pet shop
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
The pilot and navigator
The plucked parrot
The Poker Player
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The poor Pastor's wife returned from shopping...
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The Pope
The Pope and Tiger Woods both die on the…
The Pope arrives at JFK
The Post Turtle
The Postman Pat
The Preacher and the Pig
The Preacher went to play golf instead...
The pregnant wife
The Present from France
The President's Speech
The Priests bathtime
The Primary School Counsellor
The Prodigal Returns for Confession
The Profitable Latex Factory
The profound logic of children
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
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The Queens Riddle
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The Rabbi's Widow
The Race Horse
The Racist's Hell
The Ranch
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The Really Mad Mum
The Reason
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The reason why it is Ok for monks to use…
The reason why you are on your own
The Regular Customer
The repair man
The results are out...
The retired gentleman
The robot bar-tender
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The Rules of English Cricket
The sales contest
The Salesman
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The Scot watching his first American baseball…
The Scottish Student
The Sea Burial of Uncle Seamus
The Senility Prayer
The Seven Degrees of Blonde
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The sexy woman and the bartender
The sheep farmer
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The Ship's Magician and the Parrot
The Shy Guy in the Singles Bar
The Shy Welsh Village Lad
The sign in the men's room
- The
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The Smoke Theory
The sneezing woman
The song
The Special Golf Ball
The splint
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The Stroke
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The student to the sex researcher
The Suppository
The Surrogate Father
The survivors of the 40's, 50's, 60's and…
The Swinging Sixtiess
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The tandem story
- The
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The terrible flood
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The Ultimate Beer Goggles
The unemployed married couple
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The used car lot.
The ventriloquist
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The Veterinarian
The virgin
- The
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The voice from above?
The way to go...
The wedding night
The wife returned from the doctor
The window cleaner
The Wisdom you can find on Toilet Walls
The woman answered the knock at the door…
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The world expert on European wasps ...
The World's Funniest Joke -- Official...
The young Australian approach to selling
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The Young Entrepreneur
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Ther retired gynecologist switches careers…
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There was a guy in the bar drooling over…
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There will be pain
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Thermos flask
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Thibodeaux takes a trip to Paris
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Things Only a Mom Can Teach
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Three Wishes
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Tick Warning
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Tinkle-Tinkle-Tinkle
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To Hell with keeping up with the Joneses
To make a woman happy; a man only needs…
To most Christians the Bible is like...
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Today my doctor asked me
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Tommy Cooper
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Tooth Repossession Man
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Tragedy of the Dead Cat
Traveling in New Zealand
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Triplets
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True Friendship... "Aussie Style"
True story apparently
True story apparently from United Airlines
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Turtle Mugging
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Two questions from a pub quiz and some short…
Two quickies: At The Pharmacy and Spiders
Two Saints Season Tickets For Sale!
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Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar.
Two young lovers on a romantic winter vacation
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Ugly woman...
UK Council Tax now with discounts
UK credit crisis worsens
UK Media Release from the BBC
UK's answer to Obama's recent speech on…
UK's Magic Wellness Stick
Ultimate Bar Story
Under The Influence
Unfaithful wife caught by the private detective.
Universal Laws
Unrequited Love
Update on Auntie’s surgery
Update on Bin Laden - truth now revealed
Update on Tarzan and Jane
Upgrade iPhone To iPad For Free
Urgent Beer Warning
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Van Gogh's Family Tree
Vasectomy
Vaseline
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Viagra Alternative
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Vijayakanth's Dialogues in English
Visiting friends
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Wal-Mart Interview
Walk on water
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Watch the man on the left and not the girl
Water vs alcohol
Web site names make a difference
Wedding Plans
Wee Willie and Wanda
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Were you a Cool Dude in High School
West Yorkshire Police Statement:
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What comes around goes around
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What goes on in Nursing homes
What if the air is actually poisonous
What is a Cat?
What Is A Fox Pass?
What is the shadow
What Religion is Your Partner's Bra?
What the....
What Women Can Get Away With: Part I
What you must do after getting married
What's for breakfast?
What's Your Name
Wheelbarrow Method
When a Lady Has To Fart
When a woman says i love you.... beware
When English is your second language.....
When I say I'm broke; I'm broke!
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- When is it time to give up golf?
When it comes to sex
When it is OK to spank a child
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When to Tip the Waiter
When work feels overwhelming
Where are we?
Where can I buy some?
Where do pets come from? from the Book of…
Where does the time go?
Where is she?
Which one has happened to you?
Whips and chains
Who enjoys sex more, a man or a woman?
Who is Jack Schitt?
Who Is Next?
who needs big tits...
Who packs your parachute
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- Who robbed who
Who said poetry was boring?
Who said that?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Who wants to be a pig?
Who will be the lucky one?
Who's Driving
Whoops after the guy had a circumcision…
Whoops from the police officer who caught…
Who’s your daddy - from Manchester women
Why are we here?
Why Australia is still on my most wanted…
Why British Newspapers are More Fun to Read
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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
Why Do Men Die First?
Why God sends rain to Mexico but not the…
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- Why good women are hard to find
Why I am depressed
Why I failed my 5th Grade English Examination
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Why Little Johnny never takes his baby sister…
Why Men Are Just Happier People
Why men don't talk to each other in public…
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Why sharks circle you before attacking
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Why there are no snakes in Ireland
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Why?
Widdle wabbits
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Wife found alive in coffin
Wife's work on the sly
Will his wife like her Xmas gift?
Will we ever need this
Windows close
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Wisdom from a great thinker - Willie Nelson
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Wishful thinking
Woman goes to the doctor
Womanly Truisms
Women - Discretion vs Logic
Women have all the luck
Women's flawless logic
Women' arses
Women's Lib.
Wonder Cream
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Wooden leg
Wooden Leg Insurance
Words of Wisdom from a Father to his Son
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Words of Wit and Wisdom
Work
World's easiest quiz
Worrying works
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Would you do the same as Pekka after the…
Would you have given her 'the finger'
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Would you pass this West Texas Sherriff…
Would You?
Writing Rules Clarified:
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- Yellow 24
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Yo mama is so fat...
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Yorkshire humour
You are addicted to your computer when
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You asked
You Can’t Win with Women.
You can’t fool me
You can't take it with you
You cannot take it with you
You finish?
You got to love this Police Officer!
You have just got to love this nurse
You have to love some drunks
You just can't win
You know you're from Canada when .............
You know you're living in 2005 when...
You learn something new everyday
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You stupid bastard Jesse - you cheated on…
You try your best but....
You want me to do what...
You were really lucky when I knocked you…
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Young lady enrolls for a woodwork class
Young O'Donnell rushed into a church...
Young v Old Drivers - No Contest
Your Annual Dementia Test
Your Day Is Coming
Your read my doormat that is enough social…
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Zen computer error messages
Zombies eat brains