Always Check Your Child's Homework
This is Jessica's drawing:
(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now nor have I ever been a pole dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she hands it in.