Sunday 16th June 2019 - 21:37:14 

An Irishman At The Pearly Gates

 

So up goes an Irishman to the pearly gates, and he patiently waits for St. Peter to look up from his work. Finally, he gives the Irishman his attention.
"And you are...?" St. Peter asks.

"I'm Kevin O'Conlan," replies the Irishman.

"Hmm, O'Conlan...O'Conlan..." the gatekeeper mused, poring over his compendious list of people and events. "Ah, here we are. Kevin O'Conlan... you're a member of the Irish Republican Army".

"Yeh, that'd be me", replies Kevin.

"You blew up that pub in London"!

"Yeah".

"You also blew up a bus in Belfast and a munitions transport in Northumberland".

"Yeh, that's all me work", comes the nonplussed reply.

St. Peter is just amazed at this guy, and when he finally finds words, he blurts, "Well, good God, man, we just can't let you in here"!

"Let me in, Hell"! says Kevin. "I come to tell you you've got ten minutes to get out"!

Quotes for Today:

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Doug Linder 


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw 


A little inaccuracy can save tons of explanation.
Saki 

This can save your bacon

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