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Any Objection To...?

 

Joel had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"

"That's something I've never done before," she replied.

"Never made love? You mean you're a virgin?" Joel was amazed.

"No, silly!" she giggled. "Never objected!"

Quotes for Today:

C Programmers do it recursively
 


C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
 


Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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