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Are You A Believer In God And Jesus?

 

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn ' t get a fair trial




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father ' s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment ' s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn ' t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do



Can I get an AMEN?



Another one from: Howard

Quotes for Today:

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing  


If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears.
Glenn Clark 


If you've got nothing nice to say, what the hell is wrong with you!?!
 

This can save your bacon

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