Arnie And Tiger
Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."
Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by an aging Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.
Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."