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Beware Of The Dog


A stranger walks into a Ma & Pa store and spots a sign: "Danger! Beware of the Dog"!

Just as he got inside, he sees a harmless old hound, fast asleep in the middle of the floor.

"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of" he asks the owner?

"That's him", the owner replied.

"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign"?

"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him".

Quotes for Today:

Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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