Biker With A Broken Zip
His girlfriend said "Try putting your jacket on back to front."
The boyfriend quickly made the change and they continued roaring down the road until the next bend! The boyfriend was going far too fast, lost control and the couple were both flung into a ditch.
A passing motorist stopped, rushed over to help, then ran to call the police. The police telephone operator asked, "Are they showing any signs of life?"
"Well," the motorist explained, "the girl seems OK and her boyfriend was moving until I turned his head around the right way!"