It's Friggin' Freezing.
There's snow all the way up my ass,
all the food's covered with 3 feet of this white shit.
and you want me to sing?
Anne Murrays's "Snowbird"?
Next year I'm flyin' to Jamaica and smoking weed!!!
The idea is to die young as late as possible
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.