Thursday 23rd May 2019 - 10:41:21 

Body Language

 

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in Toronto. However, the poor woman was not very proficient in English, although she did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails !!!!!!!!

Geeee!, I don't know about some of you!

Quotes for Today:

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin 


Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.
 


BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
 

This can save your bacon

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