Friday 6th December 2019 - 20:09:40 

Cheers To The Footballers When They Score

 



When Beckham scores;   I drink Becks

When Scholes scores;   I drink Skol

When Kenny Miller scores;   I drink Millers


I thank God David Seaman was a Goalie!!!

Quotes for Today:

When life hands u lemons, ask for Tequilla and salt!!
 


When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
 


When the sun comes up, I have morals again
Elayne Boosler 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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