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Daddy, How Did I Come Into This World?

 

"Daddy? How did I come into this world"?

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way".

"So why not today? Please"!

"OK, but listen carefully".

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe...

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, ...nine months later we ended up with a virus".

Quotes for Today:

Two men looked out from the prison bars, one saw mud, the other one stars.
 


Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation.
George Cheers 


Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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