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Did This Gorgeous Girl Knock On Your Door?

 

Twick or Tweat

Last Halloween a woman opens her door to find a darlinng little girl with golden blonde curly hair and enormous blue eyes.

The little girl was dressed as an Angel and was just gorgeous. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart”?

The little girl looked up at the woman and said “Twick or Tweat”!

The woman thought that is was just adorable and she called her husband to come to the door. The woman said to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time”.

Once again the darling little Angel looked up and said, “Twick or Tweat”!

The husband agreed with his wife that the darling little Angel was very cute and a sweet little thing.

The woman picked an apple from the Treat Bowl, polished it with her apron and dropped it into the little girl’s Treat Bag.

The darling little Angel looked in her bag then looked up at the woman and said, “Aww shit lady, you just broke all my cookies”!

Quotes for Today:

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