Did This Happen After Your Wedding...
Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not be married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or smoke-bombs, and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.
When the newl-wed pair arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Phil even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Amazed that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.
Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Phil called down to room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two".
At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five".