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Do Girls Make You Do This

 


Girls

I used to be like this


Girls

Then I met a girl


Girls

She was like this...


Girls

Together we were like this


Girls

I gave her gifts like this


Girls

When she accepted my proposal I was like this!!!


Girls

I used talk to her all night like this


Girls

And at the office I used to do this...


Girls

When my friends saw her they stared like this...


Girls

And I used to react like this


Girls

But on Valentine's Day she received a rose from someone else like this...


Girls

And she was like this...


Girls

And I was like this!!!


Girls

Which of course later led to this...


Girls

...and this


Girls

And I felt like doing this


Girls

Instead, I started doing this


Girls

Girls make you do this but you just can't help loving them :)




This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 


I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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