Sunday 22nd September 2019 - 16:54:55 

Facebook Crap Joke Central's Latest Jokes

 

Seven Days Without Laughter, Makes One Weak.


I hate it when guys try to pick up girls on Facebook. I think its really sad .... if you agree ladies drop me a message and we'll talk about it xx ;-)


"I can see for miles."
Said Miles's guide dog, quite unexpectedly.


I bought a herb plant today,
I think it's mint.


Did you hear the one about the pregnant dog that wandered onto the M1?
She stopped along the shoulder, had her puppies and was promptly arrested for littering.


I wonder if a camel ever looks down and thinks "wow 4 fanny's"


If at first you don't succeed! .....Skydiving's not for you!!


Why did the cow go on holiday? Cause it had a wee calf


How do you smell dyslexic?


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - - and catches them!


A soft drinks factory has suffered a major leak, flooding a nearby village with thousands of litres of lemonade.
Reports suggest dozens of people have been schwepped away.



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Quotes for Today:

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
 


I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
 


I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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