Fifty Shades Of Grey .....Hair
Paperback down Mumbles, Saturday,
I had a look in to her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
And, one hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand, she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things they went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and
Said that I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
From our last mad sex, I muttered.
She stood there nude, all naked like;
Bent forward just a bit...
So I thought what the hell,
but stood on her left tit!
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my jet black hair,
Turned "fifty shades of Grey".