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Four Catholic Men And A Catholic Woman Were Having Coffee...

 

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'".


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...."?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, 34" hips.

When she walks into a room people say,

"Oh My God"!!!





Oh my God

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
 


Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Will Rogers 


Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A. L. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)  


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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