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Friendship, Confession And Sharing!!!

 

Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?"

Pat doesn't like it but being Murphy's long time friend, he agrees. After service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he's really up to.

Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home. My wife died two years ago".

Quotes for Today:

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
 


There are only 2 kinds of software, Beta and obsolete.
 


There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
 

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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