Monday 21st October 2019 - 02:52:18 

Going Downtown

 

A man and his girlfriend were snogging and they were getting quite hot. Suddenly he asks her to "go downtown".

With a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his privates, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business.

After about five minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, just what are you doing"?

She replied, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money - just looking".

Quotes for Today:

Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation.
George Cheers 


Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
 


We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.
Jeremy Irons 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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