Saturday 25th May 2019 - 02:20:53 

H2o: Dangerous Chemical!

 

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting

it is a major component in acid rain

it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

accidental inhalation can kill you

it contributes to erosion

it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients


He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty-three (43) said yes,

six (6) were undecided,

and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.


The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Quotes for Today:

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 


Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and leave my shirt out.
 

This can save your bacon

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