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Happy Fall

 


From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!

happy Fall
A woman was asked by a co-worker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?'

The co-worker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin'.

God picks you from the patch, brings you in and washes off all the dirt.

Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.

He removes the seeds of doubt, hate and greed.

He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see'.



This was passed on to me by another pumpkin.

Now it's your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.



I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.




Contribution: Smart42

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 


Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and for what to stand, because unless we stand for something we shall fall for anything.
Peter Marshall 


Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret  


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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