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Hearing Aid And Perception

 

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.

"That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

"Let's see the $2.00 model," said Morris the miser.

The salesperson put the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

"How does it work?" , asked Morris.

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

Quotes for Today:

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.” ~
William Shakespeare, Othello 


The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish literary critic, playwright and essayist (1856-1950)  


The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Gilbert Chesterton (1874-1936) 

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