Wednesday 18th September 2019 - 03:36:42 

Here's One For Farangs In Asia

 

I took my lovely wife to the UK six years ago and, parched, we entered a local bar at 10.50 p.m. Just as we approached the bar, the young bartender rang the bell for 'last order's' and my wife responded "Oh, they want to buy us a drink!"

She's lived in Thailand too long!

Quotes for Today:

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
 


Design is not abundance of simplicity, it is absence of complexity. Think different, think fluidly, think lean.
 


Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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