Monday 23rd September 2019 - 03:12:33 

Holy Joes Desiderata

 

one tuesday evening in september 2001 we read the orginal, then we read and giggled at a version written by Billy Connolly ... together we made up our own ... this is wot we wrote ....

Never use the words "I disagree" when what you really mean is bollocks!

Trust not any explanation that begins or ends with the word "obviously"

Disruptiveness is next to Godliness

Be respectful of all opinions, unless they're wrong, obviously

Keep your drunkenness in direct proportion to the pointlessness of the speaker

Suggest a theme for Holy Joes evening. Then ensure your absence when it occurs.

But most of all be yourself.

Never underestimate the amount of alcohol needed to facilitate intelligent conversation and go to the bar whenever you feel like it.

However nice it is inside your head try and live in the world some of the time.

If you are going to ask a question, be prepared to accept the worst possible answer.

Take a cardigan, an umbrella and a hankie, carry a toothbrush and always know where your towel is.

Split up troublemakers for their own benefit and your peace of mind.

Know the difference between product and packaging.

Give up your seat on the bus, smile at people for no reason & thank people who are just doing their job.

Always look before crossing the road and kissing people.

Never risk anything you aren't prepared to lose.

Take off your rose tinted specs, but always keep them close at hand.

Have an open mind, but not so open that everything falls out.

Keep it real.

Don't try to be better than anyone else, try to be better than what you were.

Don't order the same curry every time you go down the Indian.

If you've got a skeleton in the closet, dance with it.

If you must go to church, be prepared to … shout loudly, sleep soundly, walk out noisily, join in heartily with the sermon .

There's no such thing as bad beer, only good beer and better beer.

On the subject of one liners, it's not whether you should, it's whether your are brave enough.

Please do not confuse holy joes members with people who give a shit.

We avoid clichés like the plague and we don't like conclusions, with the possible exception of … Stand up if you hate Man U.

Courtesy of: www.holyjoes.com

Quotes for Today:

I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
 


I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-)
 


I keep my spammed links as test subjects for my security studies.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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