Wednesday 23rd October 2019 - 09:19:22 

I Bet You Never Saw

 

Johns-Jokes

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:

Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.
Anonymous  


Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit

 


That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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