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I Love You More Today Than Yesterday

 

I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off
Yesterday you really pissed me off.

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
 


O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us
 


Old programmers never die, they just parse away.
Anon 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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