I Would Like Coffee Please
Soon, the waitress came over to take his order. "...and to drink" she asked?
The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.
"Oh my G~d; I am so sorry"!
"That's OK", the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin - "but tell me, was this regular or decaf"?
"Regular" she replied.
"Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night"!