Wednesday 19th June 2019 - 03:43:14 

It's All In The Colours

 

A visitor to the US from the Netherlands was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Dutch flag. "Our flag symbolises our taxes" he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them".

"That's the same with us" the American said, "only we see stars, too".

Quotes for Today:

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
 


Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde 


cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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